I am a christian teenage hobbit who is the biggest Potterhead, chocaholic, , bibliophile, pyromaniac and all around nerd that i know. I like to program, play flash games (obvioulsy) and minecraft, and read. I live in America (though my loyalty is always to middle earth and Scotland) and i love forests. I hate swag, bling, yolo etc etc or pretty much anything that the cool kids say. If i sound like a complete absolute nerd, that's because i am!!!!
ps Legend of Zelda and Portal 2 are awesome as well.
I woke up in a Soho doorway, a policeman knew my name. He said, "You can go sleep at home tonight, if you can get up and walk away." I staggered back to the underground and the breeze blew back my hair. I remember throwing punches around and preaching from my chair.
I am Strop, ninja horse. I was supposed to have retired gracefully something like three years ago, but I never got around to it, and now I'm part of the furniture.