One time i put a barbie doll in a blender, when it was all over i tasted it it tasted like (error to much language) so i went to the er and they said i think you half to go to the bathroom and poop it out ._.
I set a trap, put some food in it, didn't catch anything. I set the trap again, put some money in it, didn't catch anything. I set the trap for the third time, put a gun in it, caught a redneck! xD xD xD
It's a true story but it makes a good joke. Last Spring I was riding my bike (the bike path is mostly running along farmlands) and a farmer was fertilizing his field with manure and it was producing a stinky and dusty cloud all over. The field was on my left and the wind was blowing from the same direction so I was covered in manure dust, it was all over me and I was breathing it too so it wasn't very funny at the time but now it's hilarious! LMAO! xD
