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Do I know you?

Are you a girl?

Is your name ____________ or ____________ or maybe __________?*

If the answer is no to any of those I would not marry them.

*actual names of people I know would be put in here. And about 3 is the right amount of people I could see myself marrying

Do you have a tattoo incorporating your belly button as the rectum of a monkey?

Did you just hear that?*

Well... You know what they say...**

*Ask at a point of complete silence. If she says yes, RED FLAG.
**If she says, yes, and doesn't say what they say, RED FLAG. If she says yes, and says what they say, you're in business,

In other people's opinion, are you attractive?

Is reality real?

Are you lesbian?

Anwser key: Yes, No, Yes.

Do you promise not to take my **** when if we divorce?

1. What is your favorite story to tell other people?

2. What do you find most important in a relationship?

3. What subjects did you enjoy in school, and why?

Assuming I would be able to see the other person I think that eventually I would find someone that is nearly perfect with those three questions.

Are you rich?
Will you pay alimony to me?
If yes, how much will you pay in alimony?

I always wanted to be a trophy husband.

What five things do you consider most important in life? God and Feeling the flow xD

If you won 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? Spend it on a house and never have to work and something that will make me more money.

Assuming she loves me, I will not include that as a question.

Why do you love me?
Do you know why I love you?
What does living mean to you?

Do you or you family have a history of terminal illnesses?
On a scale of 1to10 how violent are you?
What's most important to you in a relationship?

1. Do you truly love me?
2. What are your dreams?
3. Would you save a stranger if it meant giving your life?