I am your public spokesperson of the AG Illuminati. A few string-pullers and I have been working to present something from Under the Hood & Near Gears; it is something I am very excited about. We are hidden, we are working. That is all I have clearance to say for now.
Dude Sal, we need to get you a friend. Maybe 2. Or a dog. Do you like dogs? They are less complicated than friends. Maybe a cat. They don't do much. Or a goldfish.
The term 'in store' literally means stored, so you're assuming I have something stored up for you. Mayhaps. Mayhaps indeed. Also, what's saying I alone am storing this? Am I such an individualized nation that you can refer to 'Sal' as being one body? Is there not more in on this?
In how much is 'a few'?
A magician never reveals his tricks, just as a welder never sells his tools. In this case, a definer never releases special information without proper methodology conducted first.
Hype is all well and good, but it requires backing, and if you overdo the hype without any meaningful output, you'll find the expectation falls flat. There was one man who did this better than anybody else, and that was Hitler*. You don't want to be like Hitler, do you?
* ohhhhhhhhh no he dint
Anyway, another wonderful feature of forums is that when you pique the curiosity of the moderator, the moderator will be interested, and then he will humour the existence of the thread, at least until impatience gets the better of his interest. That's what you get for being good at hyping things up!
