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Dancing involves movement.
Falling involves movement.
Thus, falling is dancing.

Falling is a professional sport.
driving is a professional sport.
Thus, Skydiving is NASCAR.

Guns are loud.
Evangelists are loud.
Thus, Evangelists are bullets.

Bullets are small.
Mice are small.
Thus,bullets are made of mice.

Cows poo.
Plants can grow in poo.
Therefore,fertilizer is made of (gasp)cows.

The sun shines in the summer.
The moon shines in the summer.
Thus, the sun is the moon.

Boiling oil hurts.
Your face hurts.
Thus, Your face is made of boiling oil.

A table is wide.
Your mum's butt is wide.
Thus, your mum's butt is a table.

Tables have legs.
I have legs
Thus, I am a table.

Muscles are part of the body
Your toe is part of your body
Thus, your toe is a muscles.

Wooden planks burn
Witches burn
Thus, witches are made of wood (Get the reference?)

Zommies die from headshots.
Members of the &quotopular front for the liberation of palestine" die from headshot (communist arabic terror organization. How cool is that?)
Thus, PFLP are zombies.

*cough* Let's not get political here.
The PFLP is from the middle east.
Hummus is from the middle east.
Therefore, hummus is a Palestinian terror cell :O