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Gnats. They are nature's trolls. They buzz around your body, trying to bait a reaction from you, and they are aroused when you swat them away. They are built to enjoy pestering other animals! Yeah, it's real nice too when the same gnats are actually harmful to your body, what with the added effect of biting your flesh and causing welts and such to form. But you know what takes the cake above all? We actually kill them, but it's a negative solution, because we just killed the gnats that failed at their job, thereby enacting Survival of the Fittest on said gnats, insuring that the next few generations will be slightly better at their job at trolling other animals.

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