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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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0Shane0
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Arr, m'matey, 'tis a goo' ol' p'r'tes life for me.

pangtongshu
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Ninjas...obviously.

Would be quite hard for the Pirates to win if they can't even get an opportunity to HIT the ninjas.

HahiHa
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Ya, but pirates are His chosen people. No wonder ninjas can jump and climb so well, they are so weakly Touched by His Noodly Appendages...

TheMostManlyMan
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Jack Sparrow Vs Ninjas, sorry captain, but you can't even see them coming.
ninjas

Chryosten
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Pirates, since they have an Assassin on their side. :P

I'm joking. I choose the ninja since there's no way pirates can survive an attack from them.

Nerdsoft
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Pirates, ninjas... bah, they both suck. No pirate or ninja has ever killed a BEARSHARK! But pirates are free, so them.

gamerguy12345
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I'll vote pirates. You'll get that treasure eventually!

danielo
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Come on! Pirates are the blessed peoples! Our almighty Flying Spigatti Monster as touched them with his noddleiness!

And BTW, Pirates dont need to hide. They will defeat you face to face. Plus, do i need to remined you that a single gunship submitted the entire japan in the 19th? Wher were the ninjas?

pangtongshu
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Plus, do i need to remined you that a single gunship submitted the entire japan in the 19th? Wher were the ninjas?


Probably back around the 15th century yo
danielo
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Nope. Ib 18??. The USAians sent a vessale to make the japanese open there ports to trade.

Anywho, the japanese used to be famous pirates. They are tge ones who made Kobley kgan to try to attack japan.

They saved japan.

What does the ninjas gave to the world?









Nothing.
Oh, bad movies. Bad movies and dangerous kids toys.

Nerdsoft
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They saved japan.

Riverboats saved Japan, by failing completely in the sea. If you mean Ronin, they were nasty to China. And the Chinese got rid of them. But yeah, neither are particularly potent. I would say pirates win anyway, because ninjas are infiltrators (in case you forgot) and it's rather hard to sneak onto a boat.
Why? Because of familiarity. Everyone knows everyone else on the boat, so it's too tight-knit for a missing person to go unnoticed.
pangtongshu
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Nope. Ib 18??


I was talking around when they first came about..but even that is debatable.

What does the ninjas gave to the world?

Nothing.


Freedom from the oppressive samurais.

and it's rather hard to sneak onto a boat.
Why? Because of familiarity. Everyone knows everyone else on the boat, so it's too tight-knit for a missing person to go unnoticed.


That's why they wouldn't go on the boat. A few fire arrows can go a long way.
Clancy12
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Historically, there is not a single record of a ninja actually assassinating someone. I vote for pirates.

pangtongshu
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Come muddke class friends. Lets go drink medium priced beer and throw stones at passing cars.


You say that like it is a bad thing for ninjas
stealth_ninja05
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Ninjas, well c'mon they're ninjas.

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