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OperationNilo
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Hello, and welcome to the latest (as of September 29, 2013) forum game of Nilo & Sons!

The basic point of the Unending War of the Towers is simply to try to destroy everyone else's tower while trying to keep yours well. The first time you post on this thread, a new tower magically appears in a vast grassy plain with the banners of your House. This tower you have to defend whilst strategically laying waste to the other towers.

Whilst the amount of rules is limited in this game, there are several that must be obeyed. 1: Godmodding is strictly forbidden. And 2. Your actions must be realistic, or at least, you must provide a logical way in which it could happen. Furthermore, the general forum rules must be obeyed as well. If any given action is proven to be unrealistic or hinged on godmodding, that action shall be pronounced null and void by the Opening poster.

Try to be as creative as possible! The towers can be destroyed, alliances can be formed, minions can be recruited and sent to die, and bloody clowns can be the protagonists of a great battle in which no clear victor shall arise. You know, it is not called 'Unending' just because.

So, it is brother against brother and brother against sister and sister against brother an....uh...you get the point.

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danielo
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I can say that my **** return fire and kill them.
Lets say they are fighting. Your negromancers do what? Use negative energy agaisnt wood and steel? Or maybe they are snipers as well? Hitting the sailors from a distance of Kilometers? These are mortars, not bows. Ill guese your stuipedmancer use fire balls and summon skeletons and zombie sea creaters to assult the ships.
After reciving some damage, my ships sail away.

I open a temple for good clerics on the mainland near the island, for a Paylor like god.

danielo
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**** ninja...

I thinks he meant my ships, squishy dork.

Anywho,
I rise one saugin as a king and help him, hmmm... 'Unit' the other tribes into one kingdome. He is a full subject to me. I help him build monsterous sharks and armed whales. I keep bombming stealth tower byvdrives-by, shooting and fleeing, raids and etc. My clerics are speicelized to defend from negative energy.

Oh oh, and i send a wave of Monks assassin (totaly not assassing creed like. Well, yes they are...) to hunt down key figures in your city, mostly your idiotmancers.

OperationNilo
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Fire begins raining upon Nerdsoft's cities, most likely provoked by the thrice-yearly fire-raining festivals held in them.

danielo
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How ca fire.... i mean its not....
I will assume that the only logiclay way is fireworks?
If there is, i send someyoung monks to make tricks and entertaine the masses in this fun festival. And also a fire fighiting squad (just in case).

Nerdsoft
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I immediately schedule a thrice-yearly water-raining festival for exactly five minutes after the fire-raining ones.
I also found a new city on the boundaries of the forest. It is called Orchardia and it will also celebrate the fire-raining festivals
I also begin marketing a line of fireball-launchers to make the fire-rain festivals international. If anyone resists I send in the Free Market Protection Force, escorted by some turbocharged sticky apple juice. This variety has enough fructose to give you type 2 diabetes in a single sip. It's a hit with the kiddies!

...I also open some new fire stations and hospitals (with some nice big burn wards), with new community centres instructing people on fire-fighting, emergency burn treatment and... fireball-dodging.

danielo
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I send my veteran fure fighter from the front with stealth to make youbg fruities see how cool fire fighters are. Pirates - AND firefighters!!! Whats cooler then that?

I make my fleet into an Armada.
On the monks mountain i grow pegasus's ( horse with wings of an eagle).

neoexdeath
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@Nerdsoft: I'm actually trying to stop your godmodding of juice so you wont win.
Your stupid fruits simply hit my shield. Useless. Oh, and we are not paying for something we don't agree for. So gtfo your life insurance policies.

Oh, and yeah, the second quote is a lie. Actually Skarskard Abraxis is Platius. :3 (but the first is quite true, and if we all don't unite against the Loki Hive, we will all die)

And, my demons laugh at all your posts that got nullified.

Nerdsoft
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It's impossible to win, you fool! Now shut up, stop spoiling the plot and play the darn game.

OperationNilo
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From my majestic seat in the skies as God and OP of this thread, I watch with laugher at the petty squabbles of the puny earthling races.

Nerdsoft
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I immediately angle my juice hoses upwards. For it is time... to do war with a GOD! Just kidding- everyone knows clouds are made of juice anyways c:

But seriously, my juice hoses are pointed upwards as I prepare to engage my enemy, shadow, with terrifying long-ranged berry-mortars. For now, a hail of icy-cold lemon slush rains upon them, a harbinger of their future doom. For soon, their skies will be filled with BERRIES!

danielo
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My agents leave the city, as almost my entire fleet sail to the city of stealth. The bombardment is epic.

I start reaserching for a smaller size areial machine which can be set from a ship. Nerdy soft, send me some sculars and we will share the machine.
I also build a big barrackes near the mainland temple, for a paladin horder to take place.

And a nice summary about this loki hive will be nice. I missed it and cant quitely find it...

stealth_ninja05
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I send a fat monkey to danielo's tower to eat all his food

Nerdsoft
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I send a science man to science a flying machine. What about a tomato balloon?

Chryosten
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I build my tower and summon 15 skeleton soldiers from the realm of the dead. I send them to guard the tower while I paint the tower black and red. I also start recruiting a few necromancers from the nearby town.

neoexdeath
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@OperationNilo Lol. Why don't you play anymore D:

I evolve my demons into Poker demons (they go blue and can throw shard blue poker cards on blue fire). They also are immune to nerdsoft's juicy fruits.

I also send a few archangels to slay darkfire's skeletons and raid him.

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