But you're missing all the build up for the wonderful satire D=
I appreciated what it was doing the first time around, but watching every horror cliche packed into an hour gets painful like it does in every other horror movie, satire or not.
It sounds dangerously close to my current project - Crabs in the Woods. It's about a guy who goes on a week-long hike, only to discover he's got crabs. 84 minutes of this poor bloke trying various ineffective means of getting rid of them.
nb if you guys thought you could come up with catchy movie titles, Syfy here the other day showed one Piranhaconda. I ain't kidding you, either. Apparently it's the sequel moreover to Sharktopus (!).
I guess it was pretty funny, and suspect in a Tarantino/Rodriguez'esque kind of way (it certainly has the soundtrack to match!), though honestly didn't see very much of it. Featuring Michael Madsen, + a bunch of gratuitous bikini-clad babes. Oh, and some big-mouthed giant snakey things.
Fingerprints. At first I thought it was just a thriller, but it kept getting creepier and when she solved the mystery, I wasn't expecting such a horrifying conclusion.
A Serbian Film was pretty scary, and I liked Paranormal Activity. Mama did scare me for a bit, but the most scariest I've watched (as far as I know) would be Sinister. That one scared the s*** out of me.
There was also some other scary movie I saw, where this girl's mom died and she had to live with another family but then her mom comes back as a ghost and tries to kill the family. I forget the name but it was good.
Probably the scariest tv series I saw was Felix the Cat. That thing could (and has) give a grown man nightmares. I mean he was this diabolical black cat who It's amazing.