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MagicTree
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This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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Lowco1
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Officer, it is not what it looks like an evil alien is trying to destroy the world, but I charged in. Then he gave me those stuff while saying," Bye Loser."

A big bank bag. A nucular bomb. Take over the univerese plans.

ArgamenPhish
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Well Officer, I was simply enacting a bit of Pinky and The Brain.

My mother, A bag of white powder, and a human sized duffle bag... with blood marks... that is also squirming.

Lowco1
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Nomad

Officer, A villain kidnapped her so I tried to save her, and bring her to you. Kryptonite, nuke, take over Earth plans.

Chryosten
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Herald

I'm going to a science convention in order to demonstrate kryptonite's properties in disabling nukes. The plans are just there for laughs.

A rabbit
Super Smash Brothers for Wii. U.
A Nintendo 3DS

Lowco1
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Nomad

I taught it to play it.

A red eye
Skunk stuff
Plans

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

The red eye is there so I can turn this skunk stuff into an actual tame skunk. These plans detail how I'm going to do it.

Photo of the officer's wife
Handcuffs
Two plane tickets to Fiji.

nivlac724
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Shepherd

I'm going o Fiji for my brothers birthday I'm giving him handcuffs as a present also some random guy stuck that picture in my car randomly.

A blody corpse

A map saying "this is where were going to hide the body"

and shovels

Lowco1
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Nomad

I am in the funeral business, and I forgot where it is.

A Huge bomb.
Plans to kill Superman
Kryptonite goo.

Seashark001
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Seashark001
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Nomad

Officer, its not what it looks like, I'm just ferrying rounds props for the new series of Smallville.

1) Bold Text
2) The AG Server (Running)
3) A used jar of curry

Lowco1
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Nomad

I am just bolding in it so I can eat Curry.

An razor blade
Plans to kill Batman
Tons of Villains.

Seashark001
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Nomad

The plans were the villains, he must have dropped it when entering my barbers shop.

Used Ham Sandwich
An Old Man
Me in a Cardboard Box

Lowco1
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Nomad

I am just propping a new season of cold case.

Iron man suit
Plans to kill Iron Man
Weird dark thingy.

Seashark001
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Seashark001
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Nomad

I'm a comic book nerd.

1.4 Cigarettes
2 Day Trip To New York (Tickets)
Faecal Matter

Lowco1
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Nomad

I am burning the Cigarettes witch is one of the prizes on a wacky game show, witch also had the tickets, and Matter

Your pet Monster
Giant Monster food
Evil blimp with food carrier, and plans.

fetheryhorse6
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officer im just rasing my friends pet for a little bit the plans are to go to his house after im done... training him

stolen car stario
a sutcase full of #$@#%#% no one really knows
and a baby doll

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