This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
"Yo officer meh bro. Ya see..this bearded dude, he says he is Jesus. He gots to get to a meeting with his followers in which he gives them this wine and bread before the spaceship flies over and takes them away to salvation. Now you don't want to stop Jesus, do you??"
A bible a match and a note with your handwriting stating how you despise the book and wish they would all be destroyed
"I'm not going to lie officer. I killed a man with this-here pitchfork..and this liquid is his blood. But..since I told you the truth..you'll let me off with like a warning or something, right? ...right?"
"Well the cop was trying to take away my CD copy of Cake's Fashion Nugget, and although I insisted that it was legal for me to own it, he persisted in his attempts to confiscate it. So, I claimed self defense, shot him, then severed his head. You know, to make sure he didn't rise again as a zombie."
A frozen burrito pang a rusty shovel covered in pink nail polish
"Ok officer, I'll explain it ONE MORE TIME. I was trying to insert the burrito into my rectu-don't ask why that isn't important! Anyways...so I was trying to d-of course the shovel is necessary! The pink nail polish? Do I really need to explain why that's on there how uncultured are you?!"
"Officer, please, I'm in a hurry. My son is doing a speech on why Hitler didn't do anything wrong and I'm bringing the ramen. The cameras? Ok..between you and me..he hasn't seen me in some time now...ok well..that was a lie. It isn't my son. It's some random kid I've been following and recording video of and-hey, this won't go against me will it?"
5 marijuana a bottle of nickles tuft of fur from a cat
"I found a cat eating these leaves and I thought I'd have the follicles tested to see if the THC is immediately traceable, so I'm on my way to the research lab and I intend to pay for the study in nickels. This information could be vital for law enforcement in the future."
3 different Monopoly boards A fecal-coated axe A graphing calculator
"Wanna play, officer? That's right..all 3 games at once. Hope you have your calculator ready..some crazy maths is going to be involved. The axe? Oh don't fret..last guy I played cheated.
He bought Boardwalk even though I told him I wanted it..how crazy is that?!"
Dorsal fin of a dolphin Dorsal fin of a shark Black and white tv
Oh, Officer! Yeah, I was just surfing around on my TV like your normal, everyday person. And then I saw these two fisherman walking outside my window. I said, "Hey! Where are you going with those?" and they responded, "Oh I'm going to try and sell these on the market to feed my wife and kids." So I killed 'em! I hate markets! Ugh! Don't ever mention them to me!
Flashlight with no batteries Batteries covered in fecal matter Severed human torso
So, I was out hiking, had my flashlight and everything. And this guy approaches me using his hands to move like a gorilla. He says he's really hungry. Without warning, he takes my flashlight and opens it to get the batteries. He ate the batteries, dropped the empty flashlight and tried to run, but he slammed into a rock and died instantly. I had a hunting knife with me, so I tried to cut the batteries out, but I couldn't see very well in the dark. I then remembered that I had spare batteries in my pocket, so I put them in the flashlight and saw that I had cut a little too much. I found the old batteries, but I decided to leave them in him to help prove what happened. Apparently he'd been on a liquid diet for weeks because they slid out immediately, so I took them and the body with me.
"Well, you see I was trying to play a new kind of extreme sport that I invented. It doesn't have a name yet but it involves hitting a fushigi ball with a lightsaber into a basket. Yes, the fushigi balls are strangely immune against lasers. As for why the basket is so bloody, it's because there happened to be a few people who happened to be in the path of my lightsaber. Anyway, want to play?"
"My girlfriend broke up with me for this black guy. And to add further insult to my wounds, I'm being forced to drive them to a nearby hotel while watching them get all lovely dovely and stuff."
