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MagicTree
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Nomad

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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danielo
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Im a german folklore character, Brüùúñe the sàùüúíër .
This is my trusted bow ÃÅ"mëthïñg and my loyal companion Wêî§bÅ"ñ .

A wheelchair.
A Ferret (The AG celeb) with a broken legs and a tie over his mouth.
A sledgh hammer.

Crickster
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Blacksmith

To be honest i broke his legs with the hammer and than put a tie over his mouth, i put him in a wheelchair so it would be easy to get him to his death place.

Crickster with a hammer
Ferret
a dead cop with no head.

danielo
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*wink, wink, wink, long wink, long wink, long wink, wink, wink, wink*
Good morning officer! Isnt the stars realy clear tonight? Everything cool. Yea. Nothing speicel. Yea. How long have you been a cop? Did you learnd MOORSE?
*wink, wink, wink, long wink, long wink, long wink, wink, wink, wink*
Do you know spanish football? Im a big fan of real SOSiodad!

A giant bag filled with HHMM... BAKING SODA
a water gun (the expensive kind, these railguns thingies)
A cake.

Chryosten
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Herald

"I was off to a birthday party to deliver the cake and baking soda there. The water gun is to fend off any potential robbers."

Caged lion
Poacher
Two hunting rifles

danielo
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You see officer... Its lion season.
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Cops season!
Me: Lion season!
Poacher: Lion season!
Me: Cops season! FIRE!

*LE DEAD OFFICER*
Me: you are dethhhhhhpicable!

pangtongshu
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Jester

I guess I just only get to watch that all. Good show.

A rake
ur mum
dubs

Terry_Logic
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Jester

"You see, Mother was helping me install these 20-inch rims onto this 1999 Buick LeSabre, but because it's autumn, all these dead leaves kept getting in the way. Naturally, we had to find a solution to this problem."

Microwave ovens
Refrigerators
Color TVs

stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"Isn't it obvious? I'm just a delivery guy."

A cloning machine
Your clone
A pile of dead squirrels

Chryosten
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Herald

"I'm a military personnel so I suggest that you stop pestering and let me on my way. I have something important to deliver."

A pile of bearskins
Waraxes
Tanning spray

pangtongshu
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Jester

"You see, Mother was helping me install these 20-inch rims onto this 1999 Buick LeSabre, but because it's autumn, all these dead leaves kept getting in the way. Naturally, we had to find a solution to this problem."


Those are trips. Where are your dubs?

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"Officer do you even KNOW how to get a good tan? The bearskins are a pivotal part of the process, and I had to get them someway."

Boxxy
Christian Bale
doge
pangtongshu
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Jester

"Haha good look *wink*"

A gun
A bigger gun
A baby

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

"I was just gonna teach my newborn son the art of gun firing officer... Nothing special here."

A microwave manual
A metal rod
and a paper that says "Eulogy" on it.

Chryosten
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Herald

"I wanted to see if I could make a makeshift microwave. The eulogy was for someone else who died recently so I had to give one at their funeral."

Headphones
Computer
A dead mouse

Skeleton_Pilot
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"I... uhh... just wanted to replace my Logitech wireless mouse, which seems to have died on me... and I brought my computer so I could test out every mouse at the store on my computer before I bought one... the headphones are so I can listen to music while testing out the various mice..."

A box of syringes
Anabolic steroids
Horse tranquilizer

danielo
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I sell drugs. FOR HORSES! THESE DRUGS ARE FOR HORSES!
*feww* that was close. *Officer stare at me*
I MEAN THAT TIME WHEN I- oh forget it.....

A Cucomber
A plastic bag
Olive oil
*troll face*

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