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MagicTree
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This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

I was trying to untie this kidnapped girl I rescued from a gang with the power of OctoCan. Oh, OctoCan can do ANYTHING! You want to take a can with you?

Snakes
Ladders
100 multicoloured squares

stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"I'm playing snakes and ladders: real life edition"

A shrunken head
A voodoo guy
A headless bodsy

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Im practicing voodoo for my uh...... School.... exams

A small globe
a shinking ray
and deathray that only works on shrunken things

pangtongshu
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Jester

Some people are getting quite unimaginative with their answers...

"You see this globe? That was the last planet I visited. You know what made me shrink it? An officer stopped me!

...yes I'm threatening you."

lyl's dead body
lel
doge

danielo
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Peasant

Its okay! its just a gypsy!


Heads of:
A goat
A lion
A snake

Pieguyme
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Pieguyme
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Farmer

Officer! I finally did it! I DEFEATED THE CHIMERA!!!!!!!!!

"No, I'm not Crazy." *puts on sunglasses and flashes secret agency badge* "You are."

A saxophone
Sunglasses
A Suit, tie, and fedora

Crickster
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Blacksmith

I'm just a jazz man with sunglasses.

dead officer
death ray
blueprints

evilsweetblock
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evilsweetblock
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Jester

Sorry, officer I cant tell you what im doing because your dead in my car. see, im talking to myself!

evilsweetblock
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Jester

heres 3 items:

Zombie guy
3 people (one tied up and alive, anoither tied up and on a pain reducing drug, the last knocked out)
Bag of morphine

Chryosten
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Herald

These three guys were trying to attack my pet zombie but he decided to attack them out of fear. Unfortunately, he underestimated his strength and knocked out one guy and infected the second guy. Thankfully I stopped him afterwards and to prevent them from hurting my zombie, I tied them up.

A cat and a dog sown together
A knitting kit
Pile of dead birds

stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"GTFO officer, I⦠have a⦠condition that makes be want to sow animals together and kill birds, I said GTFO!"

A pie
A pile of crumbs
A fat dude

Chryosten
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Herald

The guy was so malnourished when I found him. He just wouldn't eat... Following a model's diet he said... I just persuaded him to look after himself better.

AK-47
clown masks
$2 million cash

Crickster
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Blacksmith

I'm playing Payday 2 but IRL

a alive squid
a dead squid
a butter sword

Pieguyme
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Pieguyme
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Farmer

"It's like Indiana Jones all over again. One pill will kill you, and the other one...well, really it does nothing. So..."*Put's on sunglasses* "Which will it be Officer? The red pill, or the blue pill?"

10 two-gallon jugs of illegal whisky
a list of buyers
a handgun

stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"Want a drink? Oh⦠it's a illegal⦠*shoots officer and drives off*

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