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MagicTree
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Nomad

This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:

You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?

I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.

Here goes!

You were in the car with:


A bloody pigeon,
Gantic tied up,
A condom.

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stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"There's a person only I can see and it was trying to kill this tiger, so I got out my long swords to fight the guy to save the tiger."

A tied up hypnotist
A clock on a chain
"How to hypnotise people: For Dummies!" Book

pangtongshu
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Jester

"It's an experiment officer. I wanna see if it'd be as impossible as dividing 0 or not.."

Headphones
Mouthpiece
Severed head

eliakith
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Blacksmith

I'm going to a goth party


Gasoline
Pole
Witch on fire

stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"Just killing this evil witch, officer. You wouldn't want her cursing youâ¦"

Dead landlord
Bloody knife
Paper that says you need to pay your rent.

eliakith
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Blacksmith

I'm just cleaning up

condom
naked girl
rape 101

Chryosten
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Herald

There's nothing wrong with me making love with my girlfriend in the car is there? Also, that guidebook was left in the car as a joke.

Bow and arrow
Apple
A young child

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Well, you see here officer, I was going to go out in the middle of the woods, drink some booze, and try to shoot that apple of this kids head, but its ok because.... I dunno?

Molotov ****tail
Cinderblocks
an asortment of rifles

Crickster
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Blacksmith

This is just a shipment i'm taking to the nearest army base.

Blueprints of the biggest bank in the world
4 masks
some guns

Ernie15
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Bard

"I'm actually the head architect for the brand new Bank of Siberia, which is larger in physical size than any other existing bank on Earth. It gets so cold there, especially this time of year, that just one mask wasn't enough to keep my head warm. As for these guns, I helped out with some of the heavy lifting and....well, some things just happen on their own."

Swastika armband
Map of Europe, annotated
Autographed photo of Hitler

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Um.... I went to a convention centre.......

Another car
Capitol letters
some homeless guy

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

"CIA operation officer, go home and pretend this never happened."

paperclip
piece of string
dead squirel

Chryosten
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Herald

I was trying to make a DIY pendulum to hypnotise the squirrel but it decided to eat the paperclip. It later choked on it and died.

Rabbit
Carrot
Bear Trap

stealth_ninja05
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Peasant

"Just giving my rabbit carrot, the bear trap? Oh, ummm that just so the bears dont take the carrot"

A tied up guy
A vial containing the zombie virus
A zombie

evilsweetblock
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Jester

Im expirenmenting what happens when theres a zombie and two people, when one is knocked cold... (Hits the officer)

A time machine
a porta-john
A plunger

eliakith
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Blacksmith

I'm the toilet doctor.

The octocan
octocan 101
a gagged up girl

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