This has been popular in a few other forums. Here is how it goes:
You have been driving, and a police officer has pulled you over. In the back of the car are three items the person above you listed. How can you explain what you are up to?
I will list three things, and the person below me has to explain what he or she was doing with those three things in the back. The he or she names three things for the next person.
Well, you see here officer, I was going to go out in the middle of the woods, drink some booze, and try to shoot that apple of this kids head, but its ok because.... I dunno?
Molotov ****tail Cinderblocks an asortment of rifles
"I'm actually the head architect for the brand new Bank of Siberia, which is larger in physical size than any other existing bank on Earth. It gets so cold there, especially this time of year, that just one mask wasn't enough to keep my head warm. As for these guns, I helped out with some of the heavy lifting and....well, some things just happen on their own."
Swastika armband Map of Europe, annotated Autographed photo of Hitler