Everything else is battling, why should food be left out?
This should be pretty straightforward. Two foods will battle against each other, and the one with the most votes will win the round. Obviously you get one vote per round.
Spaghetti is a gift from the gods, bestowed upon mankind for the sole purpose of olfactory pleasure, and to show our piety towards our sacred deities, we interlace circular amalgamations of animal flesh into the mixture of gentle noodles to represent the invulnerability of the gods. Then we ingest the nourishment in a rather ironic manner and have a good titter at how we have just devoured the gods themselves, even though we are quite aware that, in a literal sense, we most certainly have not eaten any actual gods.
I'll just quote myself from page 15, the last time chow mein was in a battle.
I must go with chow mein. Chinese food has always been one of my favorites, and I always order chow mein in a Chinese restaurant. My kids love it too. The younger one laughs each time the older one slurps up a noodle. How can you vote against a child's laughter?
I make spaghetti almost every day and I still prefer chow mein.