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Terry_Logic
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Everything else is battling, why should food be left out?

This should be pretty straightforward. Two foods will battle against each other, and the one with the most votes will win the round. Obviously you get one vote per round.

ROUND 1: Hamburgers vs. Hotdogs

http://thecarnivoreproject.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345295c269e20115701a9477970b-800wi

http://cdn.frugalcouponliving.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/regal-hot-dog.jpg

Let the battle begin!

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jeff2241
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pancakes, because they melt in your mouth and you can call them flapjacks.

Voyage2
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More waffles ? I still love Pancakes < 3.

danwar123
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Pancackes.

I havent had one in Ages

Ernie15
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Waffles. They hold toppings better, such as strawberries, bananas, old shoes, etc. Pancakes sometimes can't handle the extra weight. Pff, weak.

and you can call them flapjacks.


You can call waffles "flapjacks" too; people will just get confused and think you're talking about pancakes.
gh0sts
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Waffles ~ 6
Pancakes ~ 5

Waffles win. Next battle:

Spaghetti
https://www.bestofyoutoday.com/sites/default/files/R1253.jpg

vs.

Chow Mein
http://www.anniechun.com/sites/uploads/images/Classic%20Chicken%20Chow%20Mein.jpg

nivlac724
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spaghetti

Omegap12
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SPAGHETTI!!!!

ID EAT IT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF MY LIFE IF I COULD!!

R2D21999
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Chow mein is a fine dish to eat when ordering Chinese food. However I have to go with the classic spaghetti. It's just so classical.

Voyage2
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Did I just read Spaghetti ?! Spaghetti !!!

GUNspite101
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If you scratch out most of the vegetables and leave more noodles I'd go with chow mein. If we are not allowed to do this, spaghetti.

kalkanadam
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Im diffrent Chow Mein

gh0sts
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If you scratch out most of the vegetables and leave more noodles I'd go with chow mein.


There's no limit on how many noodles and how few vegetables you choose to eat with your chow mein, so I'll put your vote down for chow mein.
Terry_Logic
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Spaghetti is a gift from the gods, bestowed upon mankind for the sole purpose of olfactory pleasure, and to show our piety towards our sacred deities, we interlace circular amalgamations of animal flesh into the mixture of gentle noodles to represent the invulnerability of the gods. Then we ingest the nourishment in a rather ironic manner and have a good titter at how we have just devoured the gods themselves, even though we are quite aware that, in a literal sense, we most certainly have not eaten any actual gods.

Short answer: I like spaghetti more.

jeff2241
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why can't we mix the two together and have chowghetti with meinanara sauce?

Ernie15
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I can't think of a solid, objective justification for why my vote is for spaghetti. I just prefer its flavor to that of chow mein.

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