60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.
I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...
I am seriously questioning the title of this thread right now... Todays have been the days fits better.
When I say day, I mean wedding day. Wedding days have no constrictions due to time and space, hence, they can last for up to two weeks. (allowing Aggs even shows up.) ~
I'm sort of stuck as to how to continue the thread without the bride... That is a little funny to start the ceremony, then have the bride show up.
When you've fallen and can't get this thread back up, you need Life Alert. Anyways, I guess we won't be seeing Agg's wedding dress. Sorry Slenderbot, but you won't be getting married anytime soon. =|
Unless the fiance steps up and claims responsibility, of course.
She wants to show up surprisingly, which is why she isn't posting right now. Also she's busy with her family so she will only come to say "I do"(or I don't but she wouldn't).
Ladies and gentialmans, we gathered herefor the uniting of two souls in the wedding agreement. This agreements is forever, as the interweb is remmembering forever.
Groom, stand foward. Now, i want you to give the bride 3 blessings. And a picture of a lolcat.
3 blessings! Its not that hard! "May you never step on a lego as far as you dont wear a shoe". Be creative. And a link or anytging to a lolcat. Anything.
Aggs or any other person who is willing to speak for her, You shall now give R2D21999 3 wishes and a picture of a lolcat (not a website of lolcats, a spesific one which you belive will show the groom how much you hate- i mean love him).
