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xeano321
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Here we are. Two months later.

60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.

I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...

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danielo
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*Band, start playing the wedding march*
*Flower girl, throw your flowers*

R2D21999, do you swear to protect Aggs from trolls, defend her from haters and absorb any N00bs for aggs?

(If yes, put the ceremonial neckles on her (draw it in any proggram and post it. 250X250).

R2D21999
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Of course I will.

Also I can't draw and I don't exactly know how to upload. Also since I'm apparently failing at imaging, somehow, I can't really post a pic. So I can't show a necklace.

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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http://images.mytheresa.com/media/catalog/product/cache/common/image/1000x1000/ddd6905ee2a8b259e23e02059557d23e/P/0/P00057528-LOVE-18KT-WHITE-GOLD-CHAIN-NECKLACE-WITH-WHITE-DIAMONDS-STANDARD.jpg

Does this work for you guys?

R2D21999
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It sure does.

xeano321
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*gets ring out*

Should we have the ceremonial ring falling down the sewer or something? Or perhaps a fire starting in the church?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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@R2
hehe pretty good for just typing "necklace" in on google

@xeano
How about aggs getting cake to the face?

danielo
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Good!
*R2D2 put the neckles gentaly on aggz*
R2D2 accidently drop the neckles into a bottle of vodka*
Xeano bravely drink the entire bottle to free the neckless, accidently swallow it. We wait for half an hour to let nature do its job. Finaly the ring come out with a unique and majestic smell*
Arr... R2 be carefull.....

Aggz, may you put the ceremonial neckless on R2D21999?
(Same rules).

Clancy12
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*stands under shady tree and watches Canada Geese flying by*

"Clancy, you're a groomsmen! Do something!" yells danielo as he defecates on the lawn.

*turns away and wonders where Storm is*

StormWalker
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*turns away and wonders where Storm is*

I'm on vacation. Go away.
GandalftheGrey666
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Gimme that ring *walks to R2 holding the rings*
There... *gives rings to R2* Here's one for you and one for you. I just wanna escape this madness. *runs out and kicks Aggs' and R2's car and starts the alarm*

danielo
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Clancy *handle a morning star to Clancy*, deal with him please.

Luckily we use neckless. Aggz, will you give R2 the neckless?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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http://glamned.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Black_goldcap_oil.jpg

Here you should use this one Aggs. It's filled with oil for your special robot :3

danielo
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Good one Dapro!
Aggz, please put this neckless on R2 so the fun part will begin.

R2D21999
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kicks Aggs' and R2's car


If you messed up the paint job you're getting my cookies.

She should be coming... any moment now...
aggazaggafooshoo
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aggazaggafooshoo
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Oh you're waiting for me. Alright then.

Well silly ribcage, you're going to be surprised of what I'm going to say next... I do.

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