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xeano321
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Here we are. Two months later.

60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.

I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...

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Blackbeltr0
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Nope, bring the chef. Make it a master chef. If R2 needs a bouncer to keep the bad out I am defiantly offering. Tho spammers will not get it your wedding sir! Yeah hey can we bring some cookies R2 makes. Someone get that recipy since he will be getting ready himself.

danielo
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Oh oh i a have and idea! Blackbeltr, we will throw things and you will smash them with your Tae kwan do skills!
*Throw a tuna*

No need for a sushi chef, as your Danielo here know very well how to make susho! Just give a name and it will be done!

What about eggroles?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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No need for a sushi chef, as your Danielo here know very well how to make susho! Just give a name and it will be done!


Okay make me a spicy tuna roll plz, and one of the ones that has the rice with the chunk just sitting on top. Oh, and do you have a conveyor belt? :3
danielo
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Ill make mine, but i replace the rice with steak. I also replace the Nuri with steak. And the fish with a steak.

Pieguyme
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Attention everyone! I would like to say a few words. Over the years, I've noticed that one of the two users( I'm sure we all know who I'm talking about) has expressed their annoyance at the other. As awesome as a guy as one of these two users is, he is not seeming to get the point. I hate to put a damper on things, but I, for one do not support this. Of course, it is not for me to decide what you do, but I ask you to consider this- Ask not what your country can do for you, but...wait a minute...TELEPROMPTER! WRONG SPEECH! Sorry about that lads. Anyway, Consider this. If the proceedings were to continue as planned, would the end result be in the best interest of all involved? I thank you for your time. Now, as Colonel Hogan(I think) always said back at old Stalag 13, PRAISE THE FUHER AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!

I have no clue why I started talking like a refined version of Newkirk there.

Blackbeltr0
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All the food will be professionally chopped by your truly.
*hiiii yaaaa* wow this is going to take some work well 1 down 457364883 to go! *hiiii yaaaa*

Pie.... Why do only your speeches get messed up? Suspicious!

~~Black~~

Pieguyme
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MY SPEECHES DON'T GET MESSED UP, THEY'RE JUST SPECIAL!

Anyway, two questions.
1:What do you mean by messed up?
and
C: What are suspicious of? Whatever it is, I am not guilty. Unless you're talking about my plan to take over AG....did I just say that? Quick! Schultz mode, activate!

I KNOW NOTHING! NOTHING!

danielo
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You kno' nuthin, Pieguyme.

Security! Will you lead Piedudehim out? He seem to be a little bit drunk.
*Riptzoid drink a bottle of whiskey, then start frenching a Tuna*
... he is cool. He do it even when sober. Keep party hard Rip!
So yea, cya pie.

Blackbeltr0
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Bouncer black- *escorts pie to door*
C you later bro.
Oh, R2 you say he can stay. Ok you're the boss.

"Keep a low profile pie, I am watching you, too much Cherry pie and YOUR OUT!" Black
We do have cherry pie do we not... Oh no... DANIEL WE NEED CHERRY PIE!
~~Black~~

danielo
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We forgat the cherry pie.... errrr, ill be right back!

aggazaggashoofoo
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aggazaggashoofoo
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Pie? PIE? You have an occasion like this and you give PIE?!? Away with this pie and on with the cake!!

Blackbeltr0
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Blackbeltr0
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Hey got to please the bride... GET THE CAKE DANIEL

Sorry Aggaz.
How many cakes do we need... Chocolate, vanilla... Cherry!
About 4 dozen ok.

~~Black~~

danielo
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So it was suppose to be 6 levels wedding cake, but CLANCY droped it. Its not a huge pile of CherryChocolateVannileOrangeCarrot cake material, with random bride and robot parts inside. Enjoy!!!
We also have stepped on (Thank Gandalf for that) cupcakes.

GandalftheGrey666
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GandalftheGrey666
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We also have stepped on (Thank Gandalf for that) cupcakes.


You're blaming me for doing something bad, even though I wasn't even at the after party nor the wedding?
R2D21999
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It has been legally confirmed by Moegreche, that me and aggs are married.

Now what shall I eat first...

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