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xeano321
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Here we are. Two months later.

60 days ago, our good friend and neighbor R2 asked his sweetheart Aggs to become his wife. To join him in a life of happiness. To bring each other the companionship, love, and joy of marriage.

I would like to welcome you all here today, for Armor Games first wedding. Please help yourself to the refreshments. The ceremony will begin shortly...

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Blackbeltr0
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CherryChocolateVannileOrangeCarrot cake material, with random bride and robot parts inside.

Now what shall I eat first...


Defiantly the cake, you need to get your body out of it now!
danielo
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Gimme that ring *walks to R2 holding the rings*There... *gives rings to R2* Here's one for you and one for you. I just wanna escape this madness. *runs out and kicks Aggs' and R2's car and starts the alarm*

These lines deremined it was a lie Ghandi.

The desserts are out! Any sweet peace of heavens you can imagine!
xeano321
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The desserts are out! Any sweet peace of heavens you can imagine!


Errr... You mean the um, deserts were meant for everyone? *burp*
danielo
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God ****it xeano. Ok everyone, food over. Go dance. The band accept wishes. What should be the first song?

Blackbeltr0
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I guess I should go back to guarding the door... *sigh, Walks away*

Pieguyme
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Yeah, I didn't get thrown out!

Also,

What should be the first son?


Mr. Pinstripe Suit by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

"That's right Jack, pinstripe suit swing!"
Pieguyme
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*song* not son

aggazaggashoofoo
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aggazaggashoofoo
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CLANCY! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!! YOU KILLED THE CAKE! NOOOO

Pieguyme
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Do not worry. To atone for my apparent crimes (which I do not fully understand), I have provided, A NEW CAKE.

*Proceeds to pull out cake*

Enjoy, good people.

aggazaggashoofoo
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aggazaggashoofoo
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Nomad

Nononono! *runs in, grabs cake and feeds it to the koi in the koi pond* Now the fish are happy too!

Pieguyme
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*stares disappointedly at cake in pond* Well....um....that's alright. I can...um....SLAVE ANOTHER TWO HOURS BAKING A CUSTOM DESIGNED CAKE FOR YOU AND R2! *sniff, sniff* I'll...be right back.

danielo
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Ammm... pieguyman, i used the most if the ingredients to turn Mino into a human cupcake. He his right there, stuck in this huge cupcake that look just like him...

Pieguyme
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Well, I guess I can get more. It's only another 2 hours added on to my already long and difficult journey. Just eat him while you wait.

*walks of grumbling about how people have no respect for us bakers these days*

R2D21999
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Make sure Pie stays away from the presents. We don't want him opening any.

Blackbeltr0
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You got it boss.
Pie lets move *Takes Pie away, Comes back*
Bouncer Black to the RESCUE.
Better open those presents soon *looks back at pie*

~~Black~~

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