The rules: Answer the true/false question from the last post and leave another true/false question for the next person. No spamming, profanity, or obscene questions.
"New" is quite relative. I don't consider myself too new (with an, approximately, 100 day old account). Although I know that, compared to most users, I have not been around the forums that long, I have known AG itself, as a website, for quite some time (since, I don't know, before the summer of 2010), and thus I'll say "False.".
True! Although I started smiling as soon as I read it through... the good old power of subjection combined with the instant thought of the humour of the post, along with finding it funny, thus making it look ironical as well as paradoxical in my eyes? I don't know, but you did it.
TPBM is... well rested(not "well, rested", "well rested".
Before reading it? False. True, however, if afterwards; I saw it written, and then I saw it in my head. And then I remembered I have to eat. And it might easily as well be pizza ^^.