1. To know for certain that I won't be a hideous failure in the future
2. Piano skills x10 and an opportunity that pays a lot for them.
3. For the world not to end until some time after I die.
Manly, I'm going to get you confused with this new person so many times
You obviously don't know the existence of sign language. Or writing.
But you said that you said it to her. That means you actually spoke it according to the dictionary, so I win the bet. (Wouldn't catch me telling my Mom that, I would be dead.)
I would wish for a LOVELLY Girlfriend/wife (if it works out well), maybe a new Ferrari, and of course, a whole boatload of stocks and bonds (that's not actually money money, it only applies to net worth until you cash them.)
THE ARRIVAL OF THE VEGI TABLES WOULD OVERTAKE THE UNIVERSE. YOU MUST NOT BOW TO THE TEMPTATION OF THE VEGETABLES, YOU MUST RISE TO THE HEIGHTS OF CARNIVOROUS PEOPLE AND DESTROY ALL THAT STAND IN YOUR WAY.
Someone else would try to do QoDs. It would not be as good, example when Storm does them. The thread would slowly die out. At first people would think nothing of it but then anger would rise in the community. Soon riots would break out in the streets. The mods would try to contain it but they would get worn down. Places of AG would be on fire, being destroyed slowly. Admins would soon try to find the root of the issues. After some time and debates they would realize that the issues started from when QoDs died out. They would go out searching for the QoD teller that they heard stories of. Sadly, the QoD tell had no intents of coming back to AG and even the pleading messages sent to him were never received. AG would slowly burn down and there would be nothing left. The citizens would either move out or try and rebuild. Those that tried to rebuild would slowly realize their is no hope. They would wander off into the distance telling stories of the city. Soon AG would become a myth told to children, a story that no one believed.