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Warning: Lots of scrolling.

Announcements On the first week of June I will be gone. In fact I'll be gone most of the Summer. With that being said, I'd like 2 very forumly active users to sign up for a special job. Comment on my profile if you'd like this job. Also this job will not effect your game.

Story The doors to the king's royal hall open as a man steps inside. The man seems to be an architect by the looks of it. Normally no normal user would be allowed in the royal hall without a moderator accompanying him, but this user is different, he's one of the knights. The king, sitting tall on his throne, looks like a knight in gold shining armor. The top of his helmet shows a crown that permanently stays on the top, and the ArmorGames 3 symbol is in the middle of his breastplate. Hanging on his back is the ArmorGames 2 symbol, the crossing swords and shield. The king uses them as weapons as any other ArmorGames user. On both sides of his throne there are 2 guards. The one on his right is a pirate skeleton with an eye patch covering his left eye and a pirate's cutlass in his ribcage. On the right is a woman 9 feet tall made of wood and a santa hat on her head. She has no weapons but there's no need for a woman who has the force of a heavy falling tree. The King on his throne moves to show he's interested in the architect's sudden appearance. "Ah, SSTG! Good to see you! Tell me the tale you wish to tell." The architect, known as SSTG replies in an alert tone, "King McNeely, Kongregate's army has been spotted coming towards the city." The skeleton guard puts an arm through his ribcage and pulls out his cutlass. The wooden woman's face instantly turns bloodthirsty. McNeely stands up, "Reton, Kega, settle down. We aren't in battle yet." McNeely glances at the architect, "Gather the others."

Outside the great walls of the city, a colorful assortment of users of all kind are gathering in the grassy fields between highway 44 and highway 23. This is the army of ArmorGames. The three generals of this army are huddled together thinking of a plan, these generals are a ninja horse, a dwarf holding a hammer, and a small star the size of a large bowling ball. "We probably should have grabbed some tanks or some catapults." Explains the star with a nice calm voice, "Its the smart thing to do." The dwarf grunts, "I'd rather save those for later, DayCee. According to McNeely there's only a small army of Kongregate users." The dwarf turns to the ninja horse, "speaking of which... why did you order this large of an army, Strop?" The ninja horse, Strop, replies, "Can never be too certain, Freakenstein." Strop takes out a pair of binoculars to see the oncoming group of Kong users. "Anyways we should probably get going." Continues Strop, "it appears they've brought a single tank with them." And right Strop was, because Kongregate brought a bright red tank with them, already the tank was firing. It fired 2 shots white as cloud and round as a sphere, both hitting 2 sections of the great wall. The shots left a gaping hole where they hit. Frank shouts one single word that everyone in ArmorGames should know, "Charge!" And so the fight begins.

Both armies clash in an explosion of blood and death, literally. Arrows shot by and hit people in knees, swords both ArmorGames and Kongregate clashed in a fight to the death, bullets ran by and hit people in places where they were not very protected, and the tank of Kongregate just kept shooting whatever ammunition it had, boomerangs, grenades, and even deadly cactus that explode into multiple cacti in midair. The moderators also had their own fights. Strop sliced his katana and successfully decapitated many Kong users. Frank swings his hammer with strength and dramatically yells, "Ban!" Each time he kills a user with a hit from his hammer. And DayCee just runs into people, burning their flesh, melting their metal, and catching fire to hair and fur. The tank's head slowly moves in the direction of a very weak section of ArmorGames' outside wall. Just as its about to fire, Frank throws his hammer into the barrel of the tank, the tank then explodes and anyone near it instantly dies, the hammer magically flies back to the hand of Freakenstein. Any remaining Kongregate user simply trusted their instincts and fled. The once clear green field is now a red mess with dozens of bodies from both sides laying on the ground. ArmorGames successfully won the battle.

Ontop of the tower of ArmorGames are two of ArmorGames' kings. One is of course McNeely, the other is a clapping ferret. The ferret continues to clap, "Seems we've won this battle." McNeely takes a glance at the field of bodies and then at the ArmorGames wall filled with holes, "but at what cost?" McNeely starts walking towards the stairs leading down, he stops and turns his head to look at the ferret. "We need to attack them before they attack us." Then McNeely continues to walk until he finally reaches the stairs, which he simply walks down, reaching the lower levels of the tower.

Explaining the game. Hello ArmorGames users. I am happy to announce that this is indeed an RPG based on ArmorGames. Now that's not the only thing about this game that's unique, but the Internet is now real-ish, more on that later. This is a game where you're free to do what you want, so long as it fits in the rules. You can also meet other players in this game. There are two ways you can play this game, you can go out and kind of kill stuff or you can just live around the city of ArmorGames in a friendly way.

Rules: Even an RPG like this has rules.
1. This is the most important rule. Don't be a jerk. Don't just go around shooting other users or messing up their fun experience. Its mean and jerky.
2. You can only attack once per turn if you're in combat. If you want to attack more than once with a certain weapon ask me. I might allow it and I might not.
3. Don't complain if you die or miss. This combat system is all based on dice. Your fate belongs to the dice not me.
4. I am the game master, not you. You can't decide what weapons magically appear in front of you. You can suggest a weapon for me to give you, but you still might not get it.
5. Follow your story. You can't start off at a cave and then magically appear by a lake. Or make an enemy appear just for the XP.

The internet: As I've explained before the Internet will be brought into real life, websites will be buildings and jobs and some items will be internet based things. Here are the lists of websites:
Flash game sites > Nations Social sites,
chat sites > Communication
Video sites > theater
Ebay, Amazon, etc. > auction houses
Store websites > stores
Restaurant sites > Restaurant
School sites, online schools > Schools
Music sites > Music stores and radio stations
Video game sites > Video game consoles and arcades
Encyclopedia sites > Academies
Dictionary sites > Library and book stores
Search sites > Transportation
Credit sites > Banks and currency
Email > Post office
Sport sites > Sports
Religious sites > Churches
.gov sites > Government stuff
Country sites > Embassies
Theory sites > Abandoned warehouses
Court system sites > Prison
Profiles > Homes
Names > Usernames
Locks > Passwords
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Deep Internet > 'bad part of town'
Brand building sites > billboards
affiliate sites > door to door sales men
attack site > army
Celebrity sites > fan club
Gambling sites > casinos
humor site > comedy clubs
blogs, news sites > Newspapers, tv stations, radio stations
Agriculture sites > farms
Translation sites > Language
Q and A > Info centers
personal sites > diary
phishing sites > criminals, conmen
torrent sites > black market-esk thing
rating sites > critics
scraper site > bootleg dealers
shock site > trolls
Gallery sites > galleries, museum
Hospital sites > Hospitals
Forum, community, dating sites > Clubs, bars, hangouts
Parks, recreational sites > national parks, monuments

List of weapons:
Real Weapons
Weapons made of text
Knee-seeking arrows
Elephant bum
Do not press button
Rewind
Pause
Slow-mo
Random gun
Nyan rocket
Loud sound bomb
Screamers
Watermelon canon
Sledgehammer
ban hammer
Diamond sword
glitch sword
hacking gun
cat gun
cat-apult
dQw4w9WgXcQ bomb
cupcake canon
grumpy cat gun
barrel roll blaster
cheeseburger bomb
bass canon

If you want to suggest more ideas for internet based things, suggest them here.

There are 7 flash game site nations. ArmorGames, Kongregate, NewGrounds, AddictingGames, NinjaKiwi, Mochigames, and Bubblebox. The world map is the actual map of the real world, Flash games are on each of these continents. ArmorGames is North America, Kongregate is Asia, Newgrounds is Africa, AddictingGames is South America, NinjaKiwi is Europe, Mochigames is Australia, and Bubblebox is Antarctica.
Character sheet:
Username: (pick a name)
Age: 13 and up(this is ArmorGames after all, so we have to start with age 13)
Gender: Male or Female(or Facebook's 50+ genders)
Race: (The most unique part of the sheet. You can choose what you want to be like; human, alien, robot, ant, toaster, penguin, fox, dwarf, etc. Whatever you want.)
Profile password: (Not your actual password. Just a FAKE one to access your home.)
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XP: 0/20
Level: 1
HP: 200/200
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Equipment:N/A
Weapons:N/A
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

This character sheet may change in the future.
Leveling up To level up you must gain enough XP. Each time you level up you will have more HP(note: your HP will not reset if you're damaged) and have more crafting options(more on that later). However there will be special things. Like let's say at Level... 5 you get $1000 for free and maybe on level 10 you get a free weapon. However you only get XP for killing someone.

Crafting If you defeat people incombat you can get junk. This junk can be used to upgrade or create weapons. However, you can only craft at a certain travelling store. Reason for that is so you people don't just upgrade weapons all willy-nilly, but you can call the travel Craft anytime. Just say, "Travel Craft" and it'll arrive for your needs.

Exclusion The players can start anywhere inside the country of ArmorGames. The following ArmorGames cities are: ArmorGames capital, Lolnoob, Russo, Thisisacity, Thisisacitysucks, Sonny, and Sinjid. You can also start in your own home.

If there's anything you want to suggest about the RPG and I mean ANYTHING. Suggest it here. If you have any questions feel free to ask. Now let's get this game FINALLY started!

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Snag618
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Blacksmith

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2), cupcakes(4)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I'll cautiously say hello. (I'm guessing this is stormwalker?)

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

'There was no agreement, besides you commissioning me to build you this body, and seeing as it was a commission job you have to pay up. Also I had a plan of my own before you popped in... By the way how exactly did you fire that bow?' I ask slightly puzzled.

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

Username: nicho. No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Sword and shield logo(3 hit points
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I wriggle away and hit the robot with the flat of my sword. No use biting tin people. I squint around, is there anything for me to loot before setting off on the attack?

Moegreche
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Duke

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points), Sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

"Like I said, I'm a walking contradiction. Well, not any more - thanks to you! But since I did fire that arrow, imagine what I can do with this body!" I give Jack a deadpan smile.

It looks like this misunderstanding isn't going to resolve itself. If I'm allowed, I'll attempt to use my Logic and Reason to convince Jack to not charge me (I don't know if I'm allowed to use it against other players).
Failing that, I'll have to work out something with Jack seeing as I don't have $350. But I'll cross that bridge when I get there.

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(Moegreche... Psst... Moegreche, hay you, ya you there brain-in-a-vat! Make me a lower offer... You know haggling... Does nobody on this site understand haggling?)

StormDragon
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Peasant

Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

I pick up a sword and shield even though I'm more of a two weapon fighter then a sword and shield fighter. I then take a look at the refreshments.

R2D21999
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Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2), cupcakes(4)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

She screams and then starts violently hitting you with the cupcake. You get knocked out.

You wake up next morning with a headache. That femalloid isn't around right now. Which is good for you.

Forum users are gathered everywhere. Anything you want to do?
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

The fox next to Moegreche pipes up, "You know, I actually have $500 with me. I could pay for him."
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Username: nicho.  No caps.
Age: 20
Race: Werewolf. It used to be my AG persona for the WoM.
Profile password: Romulus
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $50
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Sword and shield logo(3 hit points
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Well you could loot a couple of swords, but I can guarantee you will most likely end up arrested.
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Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points), Sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

Xeano pipes up, "You know, I actually have $500 with me. I could pay for him."
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Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points), swords and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

(Actually its two swords and a shield, kinda like the old ArmorGames logo)

You see a great assortment of different desserts. There's also all kinds of drinks.

Snag618
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Snag618
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Blacksmith

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2), cupcakes(4)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

I'll take a look around.

JACKinbigletters
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JACKinbigletters
9,363 posts
Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

''That would be wonderful."

spikeabc
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Jester

Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $365
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit points)(fires 8 times a turn), Knife(3 hit points), Cat gun(5 hit points), loud bombs(6 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Laser ostrich(7 hit)

i take the 1st quest, and attempt to figure out what this package is.

Moegreche
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Moegreche
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Duke

Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points), Sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

"That's really kind of you Xeano. I owe you one," I say kindly. Xeano pays Jack and I head out to Punchjab. "Thanks, Jack. Sorry for the misunderstanding," I say as I leave.

StormDragon
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StormDragon
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Peasant

Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points), swords and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

OOC: Oh cool, then this werewolf is more then satisfied.

I grab a small slice of cheese cake and a small slice of carrot cake cause they are my two favorite cakes.

R2D21999
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18,319 posts
Treasurer

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2), cupcakes(4)(10 hp)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

Well... you're in the forums. Except there are no refreshments. There's the Tavern, AMW, WEPR, support, news, forum games, etc.
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Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

The fox pays and they both leave. You see Jeff come in a couple minutes later, "Hey!"
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Username: Spikeabc
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Elf
Profile password: Spikeisbeefy
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $365
Equipment:N/A
Weapons: Minigun(2 hit points)(fires 8 times a turn), Knife(3 hit points), Cat gun(5 hit points), loud bombs(6 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: Laser ostrich(7 hit)

The envelope is attached to the back of the quest. It tells the address. There's also a note, "P.S. Watch out for dangers around her neighborhood." You open the letter and read it, its just a love letter.

You head to the address and a second later you are stopped by a Kong user with a machete. "I'll be taking your things now."
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Username: Moegreche
Age: 33
Race: Brain-in-a-vat
Profile password: philosophy
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HP: 174/200
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Money: $225
Equipment:Vat x 1, horn, fur coat, metallic body
Weapons: Logic and Reason, grenade(2) (5 hit points), bow, regular arrows(8) (4 hit points). knee-seeking arrows(10) (4 hit points), Sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners: Xeano321, Race: Fox, Equipment: Screwdriver(2 hit points), spearhead (2 hit points)
Summons: Medium power troll face(1) (6 hit points)

(It won't be that easy getting to Punchjab.)

You head to Punchjab on a boat because they don't allow weapons on a plane. You're riding with other users on the boat who also signed up for the war, there's 5 in total(not counting you and Xeano). There's a gray dinosaur, a femalloid with sharp teeth(who is viciously biting a can of beans), a turkey who has a mad face because of a condition(but is actually very nice), a human man that looks like a doctor, and the captain controlling the boat was none other than Gantic the bunny moderator.

If you want you can mingle through the crowd, learn their names(just so I don't have to refer everyone to dinosaur or femalloid.), and possibly make some partners.
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Username: StormDragon
Age: Looks to be in her early 20's or late teens
Gender: Female
Race: Werewolf
Profile password: Keket205060
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $70
Equipment: doll
Weapons: grenades(5) (5 hit points), swords and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons:N/A

Given you're a wolf and you're female, you viciously eat the cakes, after you eat one happy cake, you politely use a napkin to wipe your mouth, because its ladylike(or maybe you wouldn't do that but eh.). The tree walks up to you, "Sure like that cake huh?"

Snag618
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Snag618
6,704 posts
Blacksmith

Username: Frogmyre
Age: 14
Gender: Male
Race: Derpy Penguin
Profile password: #SnagIsDerpy2014
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $250
Equipment: demon leaf(2), cupcakes(4)(10 hp)
Weapons: rake spear(3 hit points), sword and shield logo(3 hit points)
Partners:N/A
Summons: N/A

(What exactly are the forum games in this?) I'll head over toward the quest board, and see what quests are available.

JACKinbigletters
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9,363 posts
Treasurer

Username: JACKinbigletters
Age: Mid 20's
Gender: M
Race: Changeling
Profile password: ThisistHebeStpaSSwordiNtheEntirEunIveRse16378
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HP: 200/200
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Money: $150(in safe), (in pocket)
Equipment: Horn, fur coat
Weapons: One handed war hammer(4 hit points), bow, knee-seeking arrows(20) (3 hit points) (Never misses), spear head(2 hit points)
Partners: Jeff1999, Race: human, Weapons: Sword
Summons: N/A

"Thank you!" I shout after Moe.

"Hay, how are you holding up?" I ask Jeff.

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