BEGiN TRANSMiSSiON
Brave Forumnauts of Armor Games, it is up to you to rescue the Forum Games from complete destruction. Experiments involving nefarious porpoises went awry and opened up a rift in the fabric of spacetime completely localized to the Forum Games forum of Armor Games and do not include roleplays (RPs) or role-playing games (RPGs). Due to some weird safety bubble of apathy, the other forum games also appear to be unaffected and won't be affected at all, which makes this utterly stupid because there's no actual threat, but it's still up to you to close the Rift.
Please keep in mind:
1. This is one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You have no idea what forum game you are playing.
3. Only by playing or guess the rules to the correct forum game may the Forumnauts continue.
4. Some of these forum games might not exist in our universe or timeline.
5. These are non-RP and non-RPG forum games.
6. Use OOC (out of character) if you have comments that aren't playing or guessing the forum game.
I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to solve the problem from my end. In the meantime, I will update you on your status.
Now I get it. The rift consists of 100 different forum games (note that some of them might not exist right now), and we have found only 1 of them so far. Then again, either this or the above post could be the 2nd game.
Potential thread killer: Actually, there should only be one unifying forum game to which the others are indirectly related. Otherwise it would have to be 100 individual rifts.
For no apparent reason, I'm going to throw an entire shipment of cupcakes into the rift. It's its fault for appearing in my bedroom. (OOC. I just like to throw cupcakes into it.)