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1. Why is a cat grouchy?
1a. Hes in a bad Mewd!
2. What do you call i guy with a rubber toe?
2a. Roberto!
3. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets in a fight with his cat?
3a. Claude!
4. If cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
4a. Their Paw!
5. What do you call when you borrow money from a Bison?
5a. A Buffoloan!
6. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is in a pile of leaves?
6a. Rustle!
Thats all, Im to tired for anymore...

How do chemists do it?

Periodically and on the Table.

Hmmmm good question, I dont quite remember, but im posting anyway for the love of all things purple and other exotic colors.

Oh mah gurd, I just remembered it then pressed the edit button and it slipped my mind...

Q: Why is it dangerous to purchase anything at the Dollar Tree in Soviet Russia?

A: In Soviet Russia, buck charge you.

If you' ever get cold just stand in a corner for a bit they're usually 90 degrees

"Hey, what time is it?"
"Time for you to get a watch!"

No one asks me for the time anymore.

Every single time I go to the dentist, he says "Ah, your teeth must be really bad for you to schedule at 2:30."

Did you hear the one about the jump rope?
....
Must have skipped it

This one only works in text form:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?
Because they're all Targets.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

There's a dirty and sweaty guy walking in a bar.
He starts smelling around and says: "What's this filthy place, it stinks!"
He looks at a guy and yells: "You smell like vomit, sewage and garbage, why don't you take a shower you MF!"

He stops and smell his armpits: "SOB it's me!"
He turns back and leave. xD xD

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
A: Ethiopian

Blew my mind.

And this one, it's really racist but gave a good laugh to some others when it was told to me.

Q: Did you hear about the two car pile up at Walmart?
*no*
A: 50 mexicans died.

You hit a guy with glasses? Oh.. you hit a guy with glasses.