I am holding a Joke compitition and the judges consist of me and worrinpeace, follow basic forum rules and every few pages i will pick a winner for each page
This is my best CHILD-FRIENDLY joke: There is this bus driving on the highway, and the bus is filled with ugly people. The bus goes over an old wooden bridge and it breaks down and the bus falls and it explodes and evey1 dies. So they go to heaven and God says: "I'm sorry for your loss so in return i am going to grant you all one wish." The first person comes up and says "I wanna be beautiful" the second person comes up and says the same thing and the third person as well. So God hears something after a few more of the same Beautiful wishes and its this guy laughing. He ignores it and moves on giving the wishes which are the same "I want to be beautiful" wishes. So he hears this same guy laughing even harder, and GOd is like WDF? ._.' So the guy finally comes up and GOd says: What would you like my child." The man smiles and says "Make them all ugly again"
