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Why walk 10,001 miles when I can walk 500 with the Proclaimers?

Because they were exterminated!

Edit: xXx why do you use Why?

But I still don't know where to get an email account.

Then get someone to do it!

But there are no signs of life around here.

Then don't spam emails!

Then find another way to earn money!

But nobody wants to hire me.

But nobody will hire him because everybody is poor.

Then use a get-rich scheme to get more money.

But the last get rich scheme you used I sto- errr 'someone else' stole and then got rich off of it! *tries to hide money bags*

But i don't have a printer!

(this strayed off too far)

Then use another person's hand to write it!

But we are all in a cult that cuts people's hands off as initiative!

Then get someone from outside the cult!