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But we need to find an expert surgeon who specializes in this kind of surgical operations. Know anyone?

SirLegendary is known for being legendary in these occasions.

I don't think he has the experience needed, but let's see. @SirLegendary?

Who is willing to place his life in Legend's hands first?

But, I haven't done surgery on a bucket yet!

No Legend, it's about nerve surgery. @Nerdsoft 's nerves were ripped out, so, his life is in your hands!

The surgery was successful...

But now, @Nerdsoft is immortal, just like the broken-ness of the bucket.

Then, perform another surgery to rip his nerves out again.

But that would be mean!

Would you prefer that he remains immortal?

But keeping him immortal would require the sacrifice of James Franco!

No it doesn't! He's just immortal after the operation on his nerves! He didn't become immortal by a cult or something like that!

so we need to stop his immortality. How?

There's no possible way! But we can cut his head off and bury it.

But his head would still be alive!

Then I'll open a portal to a parallel unstable dimension (Warp) and send him there.