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Gantic
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Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.

I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.

CHARACTER SHEET
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY:
MET:
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
Main: Banhammer
Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
Head:
Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
Legs:

ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows:
Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH)
Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH)
Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH)
Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH)
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

Knight's Sword - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

Knight's Shield - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three

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Chryosten
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Herald

Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
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Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

I go look for carrots to feed the rabbits.

R2D21999
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R2D21999
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Treasurer

Name: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
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Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"Is there anything you need?" I ask the Robot Rabbit.

Gantic
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King

FishPreferred looks for a body of water or something edible to eat, but doesn't find anything because he is still mentally distracted by the application of positive punishment.

Darkfire45 look for carrots. 1d20=6
but doesn't find anything.

R2D21999 asks the robot rabbit if there is anything it needs, but it doesn't need anything.

DICE RESULTS
6 = 1d20
FishPreferred
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3,171 posts
Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I continue my search for food in another location, preferrably out of zapping range.
1d20=8

DICE RESULTS
8 = 1d20
R2D21999
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Treasurer

Name: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
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Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"How about we make a deal?" I ask the Robot Rabbit.

StormWalker
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Jester

Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
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Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"Are there other entities like you?" I ask the robot.

Gantic
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Gantic
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King

FishPreferred finds the carcass of a rabbit that appears to have been torn apart.

"A deal?" the robot rabbit asks R2D21999.

"There are several entities like me, but I am the only robot," the robot rabbit says to StormWalker.

StormWalker
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Jester

Name: StormWalker
Age: Spaghetti & no Meatballs.
Background: The last femalloid. Killed all the rest.
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Hands
Main: Questionable Spear (2d10?)
Off: Questionable Spear
---
Armor
Head: Crown of Hypnotism (0?)
Torso: Leather vest (+5)
Legs: Leather Breeches (+5)
---
Base
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"Are the other entities here? Can I communicate with them?"

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I establish an airtight alibi: "Ummm...I didn't do it?"

Gantic
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An annoyed, overworked, middle management rabbit appears with desk, chair, and computer in front of StormWalker by the pedestal.

'What do you want? and don't waste my time."

FishPreferred claims no part in the mangling of the rabbit.

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

"There shouldn't be mutilated carrion in rabbit paradise." I'm assuming this isn't the one R2 killed, as sword cuts don't generally leave mangling wounds, so I try to determine the scent of the killer.
[roll 1d20]

OOC: @MattEmAngel; if it's a ferret, we may need that trap of yours.

FishPreferred
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Duke

Evidently I can't edit in a roll.

1d20=1

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d20
Gantic
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King

FishPreferred smells the unmistakeable stench of a feral hog.

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Name: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
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Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

"Well Mr Rabbit, do you have any problems in this kingdom besides us?" I ask. "If you do, we could help you with these problems. In return, you could tell us the exit, therefore getting rido of us. Sounds like a win for both of us."

FishPreferred
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Duke

Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I add the carcass to the inventory and try to track the hog. Hopefully, I can get a smoked ham out of this adventure.
1d20=13

DICE RESULTS
13 = 1d20
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