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Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:

1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.

I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.

As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.

When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.

CHARACTER SHEET
Name: (Your Username)
Age: (optional)
Background: (optional)
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Hands:
Main:
Off:
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY:
MET:
TIC:

For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor

For default Mods
Hands: 10d10
Main: Banhammer
Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60
Head:
Torso: Mod Cape (neck)
Legs:

ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows:
Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH)
Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll.
Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH)
Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH)
Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH)
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person.
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.

Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment.
ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.

Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.

Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.

Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.

Knight's Sword - 3d6+2 (MH)
Req: Knight
Special: Double damage vs. dragony types.

Knight's Shield - +10 (OH)
Req: Knight
Special: None.

Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.

Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three

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MattEmAngel attempts to pickup the bear trap.1d20=10 < KEY
The trap is heavy but MattEmAngel manages to carry it with one arm.
MattEmAngel attempts to reset the bear trap. 1d20=2 < KEY
The trap is strong, but MattEmAngel manages to reset it with one arm and the help of his legs without injury.

FishPreferred sniffs the air for anything out of place. 1d20=20 < TIC
FishPreferred's sense of smell is overpowered by the scent of rabbit.

OOC: @FishPreferred: I started rolling for people because people forget their rolls. There aren't any class bonuses either.

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
2 = 1d20
20 = 1d20
FishPreferred
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Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

I go to the robot. "Can you recharge a lumivore? Or tell us what this thingamabauble is for? Also; would you like some coins? I hear they're an excellent source of iron."

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OOC: You can equip anything as a weapon. Whether or not you'll be able to use it effectively as a weapon is another matter. You'll have to figure out its damage and special ability and how you use it.

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Name: Darkfire45
Age: Unknown
Background: Comes from the depths of the underworld to collect people's souls to experiment on.
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Hands:
Main: Ascendent Sword - 3d4
Off: Redactive Shield - +8
Armor:
Head: Dingy cloak (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 12
MET: 5
TIC: 6

I attempt to have the rabbits identify any of our items.

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"Lumivores are single-use dual-purpose items. Once it has fulfilled its first purpose it can only be used for its second. The thingamabauble is a game piece for a wizard's game, but only wizards play wizard games. Coins are useless to rabbits. We do not need currency."

The rabbits aren't interested in talking to Darkfire45.

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Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

"Do you have any insight as to what the second function is?"
Assuming I get an answer, I then check the pedestal for any other notable features.
1d20=15

DICE RESULTS
15 = 1d20
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Treasurer

Name: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
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Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I stuff a rabbit into the teapot. If I'm successful, I'll throw it at the Robot Rabbit.

1d20=13

DICE RESULTS
13 = 1d20
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"What goes in must come out."

The Bunnillion piles onto R2D21999, slowly suffocating him to death.
R2D21999 is suffocating.

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Name: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
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Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I try swinging my sword at the Bunillion. 3d6=16

DICE RESULTS
16 = 3d6
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R2D21999 tries to attack the Bunnillion. 1d20=13
but there are too many bunnies and he is unable to move.
R2D21999 is slowly suffocating to death.

DICE RESULTS
13 = 1d20
R2D21999
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Name: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
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Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

Then if possible I use the last flash powder. It's not like we're going to use it anyways.

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R2D21999 uses flash powder on the Bunnillion pile and momentarily frees his main hand.

ROSTER
12 / 05 / 06 Darkfire45
10 / 05 / 15 FishPreferred
17 / 10 / 11 JACKinbigletters
12 / 17 / 07 MattEmAngel
10 / 11 / 08 nivlac724
11 / 15 / 12 R2D21999
11 / 15 / 12 StormWalker

Inactive
(?? / ?? / ?? blk2860)
(11 / 08 / 15 danwar123)
(09 / 07 / 06 Loop_Stratos)
(09 / 13 / 10 Patrick2011)
(12 / 05 / 09 red303)
(10 / 13 / 06 Talonwood)

INVENTORY
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) (StormWalker)
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH) (StormWalker)
lumivore (used)
Axe of Rargh - 1d12 (MH) (nivlac724)
rusty discs
silver chalice
teapot

LOCATIONS
Darkfire45 - in the fields of Arnabi
FishPreferred - in the fields of Arnabi
JACKinbigletters - in the fields of Arnabi
MattEmAngel - in the fields of Arnabi
nivlac724 - in the fields of Arnabi
R2D21999 - in the fields of Arnabi
StormWalker - in the fields of Arnabi

FishPreferred
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Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
-----
Hands:
Main: Really Big Shield - +20
Off: Really Big Shield - +20
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15

"So, why does Frith need one million guards and a robot with offensive capabilities?"

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Name: R2D21999
Age: 1999
Background: A robot who can bake poisonous cookies.
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Hands: 3d6+2 / +10
Main: Knight's Sword
Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30
Head: Knight's Helmet
Torso: Knight's Body Armor
Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
-----
Base stats:
KEY: 11
MET: 15
TIC: 12

I again attempt to hit Bunnillion with my sword. 3d6=9

DICE RESULTS
9 = 3d6
Gantic
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"He doesn't."

R2D21999 attacks the Bunnillion. 1d20=10
and kills a bunny.

The Bunnillion attacks R2D21999. 20d20=229
R2D21999 is quashed thinner than a blade of grass.
R2D21999 is dead.

DICE RESULTS
10 = 1d20
229 = 20d20
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