Welcome to the Keymettic Arena, brave Forumnauts. Please keep your wits about you. We are currently in the fourth stage of experiments. Things may still be a bit glitchy here, so please be careful or you may wind up [randomed] or worse. Please keep the following in mind:
1. This might be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. Please use OOC if you are not in-character. All Forumnaut games are RP-lite. You're playing a character but you're playing yourself.
I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises. If you do happen to die during this experiment, please make another post and you will automatically be revived. You will lose an attack during resurrection.
As a Keymettic Warrior, you have three stats: Key, Met, and Tic. Each of these three stats are important in their own way. You are also outfitted with equipment of your choice.
When signing up for this experiment, please roll 3d6 points to your Key, Met, and Tic and assign the rolls to whatever stat you wish. Please also choose your main hand (MH) and offhand (OH) equipment.
For default Knights:
Hands: 3d6+2 / +10 Main: Knight's Sword Off: Knight's Shield
Armor: Knight's Armor +30 Head: Knight's Helmet Torso: Knight's Body Armor Legs: Knight's Leg Armor
For default Mods
Hands: 10d10 Main: Banhammer Off: ---
Armor: Mod Aura +60 Head: Torso: Mod Cape (neck) Legs:
ARMORY
Your available equipment is as follows: Axe of Rargh! - 1d12 (MH) Clink Clank Sword - 3d4 (MH) Parrying Dagger - 1d4 / +3 (OH) - Blocks certain attacks with a 4 roll. Pew Pew Blaster - 2d6 (MH) Plink Plank Sword - 1d6 (OH) Plonk Plonk Shield - +5 (OH) Really Big Shield - +20 (MH + OH) - Also defends one other person. Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed. Wicked Ninja Dagger - 1d4+2 (OH) - Please be careful with this! I'm pretty sure it's cursed.
Seasoned Forumnauts have access to better equipment. ConsecuCount Cannon - 1+ (MH+OH)
Req: Successfully count to 100.
Special: Passive: Requires a minimum of three people to operate, the consecucount cannon gains 1 damage each successful attack and resets to 1 each 100th sequential successful attack on cooldown.
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH)
Req: Must have been redacted, deleted, descended, etc.
Special: Active: Cancels damage of next attack on self. Once per battle.
Ascendent Sword - 3d4 (MH)
Req: Must have been ascended, etc.
Special: Active: Doubles damage of next attack on selected target. Once per battle.
Golden Carrot Stick - 3d4+3 (MH)
Req: Gantickest Gantestant
Special: Passive: Double damage vs rabbity types.
Banhammer - 10d10 (MH+OH)
Req: Moderator
Special: Active: Banninate. Works on Users, Knights, and anything that isn't immune.
Mod Cape - +20 (Torso, neck)
Req: Moderator
Special: Passive: Negates damage of next attack on self after Banhammer special is used, except from anything that is immune to Banhammer special.
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Name: FishPreferred Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually. Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring. ----- Hands: Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH) Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH) Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0) ----- Base stats: KEY: 10 MET: 05 TIC: 15
I go back to the altar thing and assess the situation. "Storm; maybe you could ask them which way is silf."
In the meantime, I put a bunch of grass in the inventory, just in case we need a rabbit for something later.
INVENTORY
Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
remote control?
helmet of some sort
thingamabauble
Wicked Ninja Blade - 3d4+2 (MH) (StormWalker)
Redactive Shield - +8 (OH) (StormWalker)
lumivore (used)
Axe of Rargh - 1d12 (MH) (nivlac724)
rusty discs
silver chalice
teapot
rabbit corpse
Really Big Shield - +20 (MH+OH) (FishPreferred)
ever-beating heart
Arnabian pinkgrass
LOCATIONS
Darkfire45 - in the fields of Arnabi
FishPreferred - in the fields of Arnabi
JACKinbigletters - in the fields of Arnabi
MattEmAngel - in the fields of Arnabi
nivlac724 - in the fields of Arnabi
R2D21999 - in the fields of Arnabi
StormWalker - in the fields of Arnabi
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
I try to fashion a vacuum pump out of the heart and teapot. 1d20=2
"Oh, yes. The weather is always nice in Arnabi," one of the rabbits says to StormWalker.
FishPreferred fashions a makeshift vacuum pump with the teapot and the ever-beating heart.
Darkfire56 searches for the rabid wolf and attempts to lure it into the trap. 1d20=4 < MET
The rabid wolf appears from the grass and attacks Darkfire45 but misses. The wolf appears to be unaffected by the trap.
Name: FishPreferred Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually. Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring. ----- Hands: Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH) Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH) Armor: Head: nothing (0) Torso: shirt (0) Legs: pants (0) ----- Base stats: KEY: 10 MET: 05 TIC: 15
I grab more grass and run over to where the wolf is. I then stuff the grass in the teapot and try to shoot it into the wolf's mouth. If that doesn't work, I'll just attack it.
FishPreferred tries to shoot grass into the wolf's mouth, but nothing interesting happens.
FishPreferred attacks the wolf. 1d20=62d6=5+2 1d20=132d6=10+2
but misses both times.
The rabid wolf attacks FishPreferred. 1d20=16 FishPreferred loses his head as the wolf runs off with it. FishPreferred is dead.
"Wolves? What wolves? There are no wolves in Arnabi," the rabbits tell StormWalker.
Name: FishPreferred
Age: Very old for a bear, which isn't all that old, actually.
Background: A lumbering black bear who seems dispassionate about everything. Has an encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure things with no practical application. While not a conventional Forumnaut, he may have inadvertently closed the rift while searching the porpoise tanks for unguarded herring.
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Hands:
Main: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Off: Jack War claws x2 - 2d6+2 (MH/OH)
Armor:
Head: nothing (0)
Torso: shirt (0)
Legs: pants (0)
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Base stats:
KEY: 10
MET: 05
TIC: 15
I rematerialize. "That must have been some party."
