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Oh yes, the portal is still open. Come on in (you along with everyone else who maybe interested). Lucky for us, with everything going on at the Tavern, the barrier between warpspace and realspace is extremely thin there. That's why I can open portals at will when I am there And it is equally easy to keep them open without a lot of fuss.

Nice to hear. Jumping right in!

*jumps right into portal*

So, how long until the enemies arrive?

The enemies are still there. We are ambushing them. I was only waiting if some more people wanted to join...and of course, for the barrier here to become thin enough to let us cross through. But now it seems the time has come.

*Uses warp senses* Hmm...peaking through those cracks, I can determine the best locations to strike. So, I will have to open 3 portals:

The first will open right under a ruined imperial cathedral, ravaged from aeons of war. The space marines may have abandoned it but a cult of Slaanesh has taken refuge in. They are too busy engaging in bodily pleasure... they will be like fat pigs to the slaughter. But tread carefully... They have some Daemonettes with them. Ap, you will take my detachment of human warriors, the Khorne berzerkers and kill all of them. The berzerkers are clad in power armor and excel in close combat, so you should find this easy enough. once you are done, meet us outside.

The second will open right outside the city. You will have to tread carefully and advance swiftly so that you can make your way in the city center and wreak havoc as fast as possible. Chryos, if you have a gadget that allows you to travel fast, now is the time to use it. docqk and my Juggernauts will escort you trampling obstacles, ruins and opponents out of your path. Those mechanical beasts are fast and nigh unstoppable. Carve a bloody path through to the city center. Leave no enemy standing.

The last portal will open in the sky over the Imperial Palace. I will take my Bloodthirsters and descend onto the city full force. However, this part of the Town is where the Space Marines have left a garrison. The Slaaneshi followers have so far avoided their attention, but as soon as we emerge they will send for reinforcements. We will only have mere minutes to utterly destroy them and flee back the way we came. Bear in mind that my detachment will attract the most attention, so you shall be relatively free to cause chaos.

I have locked onto the cracks, and am ready to open them wide when you are.

alright, I am ready to attack, I will kill them all! *buffs my attack and defense*
*Blob creates a thick ice layer on our armor to protect us*
alright, we have lots of attack and defense buffs, this shall be quick!

i can have some of my forces open Arcrifts inside of buildings in the city. that will be enough to distract some enemies. i will also order my gunships to warp in above the city with doom's bloodthirsters. they will be able to provide ample cover fire against any heavy artillery the enemy may have. my mechs will take the most direct approach, from the outskirts of the city to the center. i will join AP and also bring some of my swordmasters to kill anyone who may survive an attack from below. the Doom Cell is nearly fully repaired, however, it will need energy from the Dynamo. that is another reason i am going with AP. given the nature of the energy scan i did a moment ago, under the city, their should be a stash of Lihzard Power Cells somewhere in the city. this will allow me to finally figure out the secret to Flux Storage, and thus empower my mech a 100 times over.

I doubt it will be too much of use here @etg2002 . Not even my entire army is much for a whole Space Marine Chapter and they are bound to Warp Jump into orbit soon. The armada may destroy your gunships easily. And most importantly, due to the Daemonic Incursion, they will be escorted by the slick black ships of the Inquisition, which will conduct an Exterminatus on the planet. Basically it is a form of heavy bombardment with the most powerful ordnance, conventional, laser, virus bombs, you name it that will destroy the entire planet. There is no way you can dig fast enough to get the power cells.

So, leave your energy pursuits aside for this one You can get them some other way. But now, we have to be fast. Once everyone is done, I will have to close off the portals, so if you waste any time digging I will be forced to leave you behind, to be mercilessly exterminated by the Inquisition.

Now. Get ready.

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Aaand...NOW!

*Opens all 3 portals*

Kill them all!
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Jumps into the sky portal, descending onto the city with the Bloodthirsters*

you underestimate the power of the Black Valley.

*warps in my forces, then gives the order to eviscerate them all*
*gunships open fire, blast entire chunks out of the city, near instantly disabling most of the enemies ships. the mechs warp in and start thundering towards the city, squashing anything foolish enough to get in their way, be it friend or foe. my forces across the city pop out of rifts in space-time, taking a pulse repeater to everything in sight. i warp in and almost instantly kill everyone in my sight with my x-92 pulse Decimator-class assault rifle, and flaming sword. as well as this, a elite squadron of Squad Alpha-1, Delta-1, and Beta-1 warp in, with Alpha wielding mainly pulse rifles, Delta with combat E.X.O. armor and heavy weapons, and Beta with mobil-suits and sniper rifles* lets see how you like the power of the Black Valley. (in case you are wondering, the Black Valley is a organization i created some time ago, and have been working on fleshing out ever since.)

*jumps in the portal with the berzerkers*

KILL THEM ALL! *starts killing everyone in my way with my Icy Shadow Sword* this is so funny!

*Hive ship arrives in orbit* Sorry for being late. These things take ages to travel. *Rides down in a tyrannocyte* What have I missed?

oh, y'know just us invading a random place.

*kills the last Slaanesh*

alright, we're done here, Doom *leaves the Cathedral*

*kills all the enemies I can*

let's go guys, we must win this battle!

(going to sleep toodles!)

*puts on speed boots before jumping into city outskirts portal*

Let's light them up!

*starts charging whilst firing off fire bombs at the enemy*

(from comlink)
Head ?: Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but ...
Head ?: If an inquisition is already coming to sterilize everything on the planet-
Head ?: Isn't any further engagement there kind of ... pointless?
*distant smashing sound*
Head ?: On another note, tell Chryosten his new drink is horrendous.
Head ?: Also alive, and probably evil.
*loud gurgling noise; comlink cuts out*

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but ...
Head ?: If an inquisition is already coming to sterilize everything on the planet-
Head ?: Isn't any further engagement there kind of ... pointless?

Well, Space Marines can flee to their ships and evacuate while the Slaaneshi Daemons can go back to the Warp, thus leaving the Inquisition without a target. Besides, provoking the exterminatus is the whole point. If we leave very soon, it is not going to happen. We have to remain there until it starts. Then we can leave.

you underestimate the power of the Black Valley.

Umm no. I don't. These ships you destroyed were the garrison. Easy targets. The real armada hasn't arrived yet. And besides, our plan here is to provoke the Exterminatus. If you destroy those ships we will have accomplished nothing

Hive ship arrives in orbit* Sorry for being late. These things take ages to travel. *Rides down in a tyrannocyte* What have I missed?

Well I hope your Hive Fleet can evacuate soon. I don't want the Inquisition ships damaged. The rest of the galactic region is yours to consume but this planet must successfully be exterminated...besides if we do that, the Space Marine chapter will be utterly destroyed, so good for you, you are eliminating the competition

*Lands onto the Space Marine Orbital command full force, smashing through the Structure along with 2 Bloodthirsters*

*Space Marines start firing*

Time to die!