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*wheel starts spinning before landing on a space*

To be fair, I didn't know what else to call it since 'Wheel of Fortune' was trademarked. Anyway, your prize is 100 gold coins.

*a bag of gold coins drops out of the sky and hits doqck on the head*

I want to try it too it seems funny *presses the button*

Nooooooooo!!! My wheel!!! That was the wheel was given to me by my dog... You will pay for it! *Activates blaster satelyte*

*wheel begins spinning whilst also reflecting an attack from Kat*

As tempting as it is to destroy the wheel, destroying it will unleash thousands and thousands of spirits set to destroy the entire world. Good thing it's indestructible and reflects any attacks back at the attacker.

*wheel slows down before landing on a space marked with a question mark*

Let the Curse of R-r-r-r-randomness be set upon you!

wait, what?

*gets hit by a giant flying blade that can teleport by escaping the continuous space-time*

I think I know what's going to happen now

Huh. The last time someone got that curse, they got compressed into a cube. The shock was too much for them so they died. I guess it really does vary from person to person.

Do you know that even the time it lasts may vary, don't you?

*is launched in the sky, very high*

Considering it is a curse, it may (unless specified in the curse itself) last indefinitely and need to be actively lifted, either by fulfilling a certain clause or casting a dispel. At least that is what I assume. Chryos, do we have the exact wording of the curse of randomness?

I guess we don't, HahiHa, the curse is random, the time it lasts is random, if it can be defeated by dispel or not is random, everything is...

*gets hit by a giant wave*

um wait, i can figure it out *starts thinking hard*

i figured it out! here's the wording of the sp- *gets stuck under a suddenly appearing humongous amount of cotton* no! *BOOM* okay, this is the wording of the spell:

He who dares to press the unholy button of the Wheel Of Misfortuna shall be encumbered in divinely random sequences of possibly life-threatening misfortunes.

the Wheel Of Misfortuna

fortuna

@ Fragsworth SPEAK. RIGHT NOW.

Ummmm.... You're not affected by the curse of randomness so I don't know what the heck you're doing. And don't bother trying to figure out the contents of the spell. Not every spell or curse has an incantation.

*moves button near HahiHa*

And yes, just like ap said, the length of the curse is random along with how to dispel it.Anyway, care to spin the wheel?

*slowly moves away from Chryos*

Er, no thanks. Maybe later. I, ah, have an experiment I need to check upon. Seeya!

*teleports to lab*

Did I hear something about a button? *Presses button*

*wheel spins upon button press*

Well that's a shame, I was hoping to see what would happen to you. After all, it's not all doom and gloom on the Wheel of Misfortune.

*wheel lands on space marked with treasure chest*

You just won yourself a nice treasure chest filled with rare objects and some money. They're random but they will assist you sometime in the future.

Hey, let me try to spin the Wheel again, maybe we can get something that can help us with the curse *spins Wheel*