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For shame. What have hops and barley ever done to you?

They have gotten people into car accidents. Oooh #deep

I have an idea. Why doesn't everyone choose what they want for themselves?

I made some corned beef and Cha pudding. family recipe. anyone want some?

I'll take some.

I've got a few left over pizza and loads of unopened bottles of liquor from my party last night. Anyone want some of that too?

Hey, I'll take some! Anyone want some roast pork with that?

JUST GIVE ME SOME ROASTED CHICKEN! *points revolver at apldeap* *turns down gun* Sorry, I'm just a bit stressed...

Drink your stress away man, that's all we can do these days.

SCHOOL DOESN'T LET ME SLEEP. Anyway, do you have any pizzas with peperonni from your party?

Yup! One whole box we didn't eat. Here. *Sends virtually*

*brutally devours pizza* Yum... that was good... Oh, wait- OH IT'S HOT!

Hi

What else did you expect? A penguins tongue is not suited for eating hot stuff.

Maybe penguins are just way too used to eating cold things because I sent it at room temperature.

They almost always have Frozen Food!