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You think I haven't already tried looking it up? Because I seriously cannot find the definition for both of those words.

Also, slow down with those recommendation. We don't want our customers to die of information overload do we?

Oops, sorry everyone, but I'm here now!
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Um, akshobhya, we appreciate all the recommendations you're giving our guests, but could you please keep the choices down to two or three drinks? Yeah, because some customers are ordering everything. And I mean everything.

You serve pea soup, pizza, hamburgers, chips, spaghetti, rice, bread, ice cream, biscuits, more rice, eggs, noodles, doughnuts, chocolate bars, mints, lollipops, and fried chicken? Are you sure this is a tavern and not a buffet?

Apparently he's deluded himself into thinking that this place is a restaurant instead of a tavern. We've tried almost everything to convince him that this place isn't a fancy new restaurant and just a dingy old tavern but we've failed countless amount of times.

So, what should we do now?

*Wakes up slumped over counter*

Wait... you mean this isn't a diner? Where am I?

may i PLEASE have my water now? when it is done, just put it all the way over there, so i can spear it with a shurikin.

I'm back, all! Here's some water for etg2002 and some fish and chips for Phil.

Hello Everyone, Sorry for overloading the Menu. I just thought that a Mod deserved a Royal Treatment, if he arrived here. I am sure that this is not a restaurant and also that we are not having a buffet here.That is the reason that I have included this line -

If you want any, tell me. I will get them for you, if its not available here!

If the menu became too much, let us stick to the basic availabilities of the Tavern!

*throws shurikin and spears water bottle, and, like a boomerang, the shurikin comes back with the water.* *drinks* ah. much better than that red peppeer i was forced to eat the other day.

I'm pretty sure shurikens don't work that way. Anyway, you want another glass of water?

sure. this time i wanna try and make it bounce to the window.

@SSTG @MrDayCee Said there would be a party. o.o I have beer.

Give me the beer, I know what to do with it. *shady look*

@R2D21999 *Hands one over slowly* You're going to use this with responsibility right?