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It is. It's just that we tend to suffer from random, unexplained incidents.

Anyway, care for a drink whilst we remove the rest of the bots?

Man, I need a drink...something fierce...

Something that screams vodka is nice, although if you guys got mango rum I would love to drink that

*massive explosion is heard outside*

That's the last of then. Here's some vodka for mura and some mango rum for Nietz.

*grabs rum*
*bites off cork*
*spits it off*
Yo ho ho mateys.
*drinks up*

Hey! Wrong dri- Oh wait. Nevermind. I confused the vodka and the mango rum for a moment there.

They both look the same. Blame the guys who bottled the mango rum.

I'd advise you, Nietz to avoid doing that here It is very unlikely that you are actually served a proper drink, let alone the one you requested. Do take care and examine the drink closely before even attempting to come close to it.

Doom! He doesn't need to know about that. That's part of the fun!

Hah! You forgot to label your poisons again Chryo
I got the real mango rum

You know I don't keep just poisons here, I also keep magic drinks. And that mango rum I gave you was actually a magic drink disguised as mango rum.

I'll just sit back and watch as the side effects manifest.

*checks body*
Hmmm... nothing...

Your magic seems to be a hoa~*poof*
*checks again*

Lol woah I'm invisible!

Oh hell. Now I can't find him and he's definitely going to sabotage my drinks.

At least all side effects are temporary.

Invisibility? Interesting... *equips thermographic goggles and takes out a scalpel and a syringe* Hey Nietz! Can I take some blood and skin samples of you? Won't hurt, promise!

*stumbles groggily in*

Hey, guys. Uhm ... Did you do something with the decor while I was a-?
*trips over something invisible, smacking head against a table*

Whuuuh?

The decor hasn't changed. You're just drunk. And watch where you step next time cause you might accidentally kill someone.

*dumps nullifying water onto the spot where Fish tripped*