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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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NietzTheBlitz
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Hah! You missed Chryo!
*runs while drinking more invisible potion*
And, Hahi, I can give you my blood sample as long as you let me destroy each and every thermographic goggles in the Tavern
Skin sample when you give me more of this mango rum flavoured invisibility potio~ *slips on Fish's drool puddle*

FishPreferred
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FishPreferred
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Wha? I'mnever drunk ...

...
*squints*

...?

Chryos ... aare you aware that you look like a chip-munk?

Chryosten
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You know the invisibility potion itself isn't invisible right? I can see you moving about whilst you're holding and drinking from it.

*fires a tranquiliser dart at Nietz*

Anyway, there's no guarantee that the next batch of mango rum will have the same effect.

NietzTheBlitz
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But what you don't know Chryo is while I was running around, I found some plates that I've hidden in my now invisible pants, so your darts merely bounce off my... ugh my head hurts *pulls off tranq dart in the neck* nice shot Chry~*falls asleep*

Chryosten
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*stabs syringe into the now unconscious Nietz before withdrawing blood from him*

There's your blood sample HahiHa! Although there might be a hint of tranquiliser in it. Now excuse me whilst I make him drink this nullifying water.

*turns on the nullifying water sprinklers*

HahiHa
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Very kind of you, Chryos. That's... well it's a lot of blood. Perfect for my analysis!
Be sure to give this to Nietz for his blood loss. Just not everything at once.

*hands over a bottle with an ominous glowing red liquid before running off*

NietzTheBlitz
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*wakes up*
Uhhhh... guys, what happened?
*looks at bottle*
Oooo! Is this some kind of magical drink?
Chryo! Chryo! Can I drink this?!

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Wow, what happened? why don't I remember anything? did someone headshot me?

Chryosten
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You can drink it, but you'll have to drink it all at once. Hahiha's instructions by the way since he was the once who provided it to me.

It's probably a healing potion to replenish your lost blood.

NietzTheBlitz
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Ooo sweet!!!
*drinks green glowing liquid*
Mmmm... tastes like lime and... a bit of... hmmm... I can't seem to put my~ Ooo!!! What's this red glowing liquor? Does it do another thing? *faints*

MrDayCee
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You were supposed to drink the red liquid @NietzTheBlitz , which would have... *knocks bottle with red liquid off the table* *splat!* ... errr ... now it will do nothing anymore. Sorry! (I hope nobody saw this) Oi... look at the time! I'm late for... errr... something! K-bye! *tavern door slams shut*

Chryosten
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Hey! Who knocked over the bottle of red liquid?!

Now I won't find out what it does now! Let's just hope that HahiHa has another...

HahiHa
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*comes back* Time for a break! Chryos, can I hav- OI! Who spilled Nietz's medicine?! That thing is expensive and rare!

Speaking of Nietz... no wonder he fainted, but why is he sweating green slime?... Anyway, he needs a transfusion. Chryos, still got some of that Dragonblood mead left?

Chryosten
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*checks supply*

Nope. We're all out sadly. I've ordered some more but considering how hard it is to make them, it's taking some time to get here.

As for why he's sweating green slime, he decided to drink some glowing green liquid (not mine by the way) before fainting. Any other ideas?

Doombreed
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What? you dragonslaying criminals, conserving and supporting a murderous system with lethal efficiency

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