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how do i get an Knights blessing

Hell-O @Spartanpug check out this thread

It appears that once in every while, we need the assistance of our helpful mod next door! Would you like some strengthening ale sir? Now that I am awake again, I can tell you, it is an amazing experience!

I'm a minor, i'll pass. Anything else?

I've got a drink called 'Wake The Dead'. I have no idea what's contained in it but it claims there's '0% alcohol 100% shock'. Want some?

Would you like a glass of ginger ale, sir?

Alright then, here you go. *slides glass of Seagram's towards ScrewTheLag*

Lost a limb? Have a restorative bottle of Klein's™.* Now 30% less likely to turn you into a platypus. *Pours onto patron's head*

*see page 15.

You offered me some once, but fortunetaly I ordered something else. Now, you completely destroyed my thoughts of buying some.

You don't need to buy it. Fish I am here to help you distribute it!* Takes the entire container of Klein's Beer and starts pouring it onto the heads of the mortals here*

Meh. I'll take some sodas if you serve some. Do you serve food here? I'm worn out.

Also... is it just me or is everyone here weird?

*pours some Klein's beer onto Loop*. Oh soda is what you want? I am sorry but currently I am a bit short.

As for food, well, this is the tavern, so it is bound to serve food right? Though I don't know who you can ask!

*gets pourn Klein's beer*

*But nothing happened!*

Oh good grief. *Shots a stun arrow at Doom quickly and accurately*

Don't randomly pour stuff into peoples' heads...

huh. better time than ever to try thin out... look at the post below to figure out what i am just about to do...

P.I.E. CANNON ACTIVATED!!!!!!! ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE THE AREA!!!!! FIRING P.I.E CANNON!!!!! *random person* Pies? YUM *giant laser beam comes out of the sky* P.I.E. is the acronym for the laser. the tech name is Plasma Ionized energy orbital cannon Class .928 Version 78.5D.

that is from nightmarish horrible scenario whats-it...

...better stop that. How? An arrow to the head is usually enough.

*quickly shoots an explosive arrow at etg's head*

Um, yes, that does that.

*boom*