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how about may?

May? Guys is there any juice left?

No! We're in the process of ordering them. Unfortunately our supplier of juices has gotten themselves into legal trouble. Also, here's your Strengthening Ale!

*passes ale to Gogo*

Legal trouble, you know, don't throw mugs at the unsightly fellows across the table because they were looking at your girl. Some of them might even be in the mob!

"Slowly stole it"

Whoa Whoa Whoa, What's happening here?

Where is our peacekeeping mod, with his ban hammer? Did he leave or is he still somewhere here?

*draws katana* yay. demon cat thing.

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*Takes a seat* What drink do you suggest?

...Um, sir, what?

*sees the man with a katana*

...oh, what are you doing? Also, where's the bartender? I just hunted some stuff with my bow.

*takes stun arrow*

*fires said arrow at katana wielding man*

Done.

There are multiple bartenders. I just happen to be the current one for now.

So what do you want? I could offer you the limited edition Strengthening Ale, guaranteed to heighten all your senses for a while (Caution: Results may vary)!

I will have one thank you! *Drinks Strengthening Ale immediately*

DESPAIR FOR I AM THE END OF DAYS!

*passes out*

Here you go! *pours Strengthening Ale and passes it to ScrewTheLag*

how has time slowed down so much that just now that arrow gets to me? by the way, you missed my taco.