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*comes back from cellar* If you still need any decorative trophies, I have contacts to some reputed metal head (Hora-Quan) trophy hunters. They're technically biomechanical, but make for some neat wall decorations.

Well, if anyone needs a new head, I can go hunt something (be it a metal head, a daemon or an Ork).

By the way, the bathroom situation has not yet reached its peak so I won't interfere yet.

You may not need to hunt any metal head right now. There is already a large amount of grunts and stingers ready for mounting, but those are the most frequent and cheapest trophies. I think I've seen a stuffed scout recently, a rare and elusive specimen. But if you're patient, I've been told by my contact that they're currently tracking a ram head. This would be a much larger and impressive trophy.

Meanwhile *hauls a large jug on the counter* Does anyone want to try my batch of self-brewed mead? The sentient ingredients are by courtesy of Dark... ^^

The sentient ingredients are by courtesy of Dark... ^^

Does Dark know?

Anyway give me a glass!

He knows I took some away when he was having troubles with them... good enough for me

Here, have a mug *hands Doombreed a mug of mead*

*Drinks mead in one sip* *Hic*...Those sentient ingredients are giving me the bloody hiccups... Anyway, I am glad the daemon physiology allows for rapid healing and nullification of negative effects.

*after lighting 10 Shlaks* does anyone have some sunscreen?

I think there's a beach nearby. Why don't you ask there? Oh and Doom, here's your glass.

*passes Doom a glass cup*

Now excuse me while I slaughter this possessed pumpkin and turn it into pumpkin juice.

*Grabs a possessed pumpkin and stuffs it in bag*. In case you need any more pumpkins, I've got one immobilized here.

got some sunscreen! *lights lighter and sprays sunscreen into it, creating flamethrower* hehehehehehe

*stares at Doombreed, then at his notebook, then at Doombreed again and lays down his pencil*

*sigh* looks like demons do not constitute good subjects for side effect evaluations.

Either way, my mead doesn't really sell elsewhere either *takes jug and empties it on the shlaks*
Let's see how they react!

*shlaks instantly stop and look and HahiHa* Me: DaHek? *Shlaks eat HahiHa*
so, it does not sell with Shlaks either... but you, apparently, taste better!

*Enters*

What's the 3 best drink here?

I can recommend this ale made with Ork oil, a Martini with ghost olives and a bloody vodka using the blood of Howlers. Predictably, they all have silly side effects that come from drinking them. So what it'll be?

I'll... take the best one with the least side effects.