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I remember when this thread started out... how did it develop 109 pages? should be titled "Tavern Chat"

Edit: I forgot there already is a new thread named that, not that this is exactly a chat thread anyway...

Slash commands aren't valid here. This tavern is a BASIC-only zone.
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READY
10 TRON
20 FINDUSER etg2002
30 LET a = LOC(etg2002)
40 PRINT(ice water; a, a, a + 1)
50 IF WET(etg2002) = 1 THEN GOTO 80
60 LET tick = tick / 2
70 GOTO 20
80 END
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Let's see how long he can stay dry.

because commands doesn't work on me gg

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*still lays in the floor unconsious*

*phase-shift*

hmm... the water seems to go right through me! in that case, lets make stuff even more basic...(my own little commando game program.)

1 locateuser = fishpreferred
2 IF user dead = false continue, IF user dead = true, END ALL
3 spawnentity "bomb" at ~ ~1 ~ locateduser.
4 GOTO 2.

1 locateuser = fishpreferred
2 IF user dead = false continue, IF user dead = true, END ALL
3 spawnentity "bomb" at ~ ~1 ~ locateduser.
4 GOTO 2.

Ummm...What?

Coding is too much effort just to get one simple event to occur. Just use magic. It's faster that way.

*blows up etg's computer*

See? You didn't even have time to react.

*wakes up*

*sees tavern*

What... happened?

Apparently, you drank my ghost olive martini mixed with Ork Oil which knocked you out for a while. Take no notice of the damaged tavern. We had an incident involving a berserker.

*tavern starts process of self-repairing itself*

ok then... *gets out minecraft slimeblock nuker* have fun with 500 TNT minecarts! not magic, but still fun.

What are you talking about? I'm a master of the elements and brilliant with magic technology.

×claps hands twice causing a glass tank to decend on nuke and etg*

*floods tank with water*

Now excuse me while I activate the teleporting tank. I would also like it if you stop trying to defeat me as every attempt shall prove futile.

I stumbled upon something. Here is the result -

I have many more...

@MattEmAngel, your Armatar has made itself into the Knight ranks.

See this everyone - OMG!!

You're missing quite a few of the Knight armatars @akshobhya

Some of those aren't in the selection (anymore?), or it was just used by Knights once, ending up somewhere on Google images.