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*punches the bottle of coke out of Darkfire's hand*

Are you crazy?! Do you know how much sugar a bottle of coke contains? 27 GRAMS!

And you think I care? *raises another bottle of coke*

Cheers to you!

I'll be back Darkfire. I'll, be, back.

Thanks for the coat. I meant a drink though....
Darkfire, Why coke? WHY!!!

Try this new rum, it's made out of sugar cane from the new American colonies.

Thanks for the coat. I meant a drink though....

Have some cabbage soup with my best selling ale. Stay away from the fireplace if you eat too much of it because, well, you know.

Is there any jukebox around here?

@joshua_setyantoro Root beer.

How about some Groot Beer?

Aw only a root beer for me? That's so 2014, I'll try your Grootbeer R2, can't taste any worse than anything I've ever drank.

Someone turn on the music! We're going to celebrate!!

*crosses fingers* Please say Adebisi Shank, please say Adebisi Shank, please say Adebisi Shank...

*Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing*

Okay, whose bright idea was it to play that song?

I said play MUSIC. Doesn't anyone get that?