Can I order beer here?
No
*Unfolds traveling bar, stools included and begins cleaning a glass with a clean rag.* Why hello there my good man! What'll it be, a stout? Whisky? Rum? Cider? What are you after to wet your whistle?
Give me everything you got I wanna drink it all
You can drink, but first you'll have to play a game with your life on the line.
* puts on nerd glasses* can i uhhh get a glass uh uh water?
I mean you gotta do something to ease the pain of the spam in these forums
Spam? But Spam is delicious!
You can virtually order any drink you want.
Since when? No one informed me of this virtual drink system.
Personally I like to order the gin with the R2 cookies and cream ice cream around here.
*Serves up all requested drinks before returning to clean the glass.*
Do you have a small glass of wine my dear? :3
*adjusts nerd glasses* so uhh uhh whats the weather like? and i uh uh want another glass of water or..... ill uh uh harm you
The weather is cold here. But the sun is out today...
then stand in the sun and uh uh conduct heat
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