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You can't stop my BB gu- *BB gun is blown up*

Dammit. Now my gun's all ruined. Good thing I have back-ups. *takes out two BB guns*

*throws loads of beer at the BB guns*

GET THEM DRUNK TOO!

*throws Nuka-Colas at Legend*

How about you take a dose of radioactive drinks?!

One normal guy walks into a bar… and get hits by radioactive coke and transformed into a dinosaur.

Wait, did you actually count them?!

I didn't guess out of the blue, but if I had, I would be right. I recounted them just now to make sure.

I didn't guess out of the blue, but if I had, I would be right. I recounted them just now to make sure.

Ok then! Thanks for your interest! Meanwhile... *throws semtex on the extra BB guns*

Nooooo! My BB guns! Oh well, distraction achieved. Now all your animals have been hypnotised to be under my control thanks to my machine! Now take a dose of radioactive Nuka-Cola!

*throws one at Gogotank's head*

Your machine is inferior.

Ha! Nothing can beat the Hypnotoad, Darkfire! Wait, what is that- OH NOOO! *Nuka-Cola lands on head* cough-cough...no... my homeopathetic therapy is destroyed...

What is go-*sees unconscious Gogotank* What therapy?Soldiers,search his body for evidence!

*wakes up* It's a therapy where you avoid certain foods and substances so you don't have to take antibiotics so often. HAHA! Sorry, your dragons are tickling me. *falls unconcious again*

You know what? I think you deserve a Nuka-Cola too danwar.

*throws one at danwar's head*

Who the hell allowed Darkfire to bring drinks into the tavern? We need a bouncer! Meanwhile... *kicks Darkfire out, opens dark vortex that sucks in all Nuka-Colas, closes the vortex*

YES! Thank you, HahiHa! You banished the evil beverage!!!

*walks back in* Tell that to evilsweetblock! He's been bringing his own drinks too! On another note, now my supply of Nuka-Colas are all gone...