I can give you a Slim Shady Shake if you want. Made with the darkest ingredients you can find. Or I could get you a Devil's Kiss, a fiery strawberry juice mixed with red wine. Of course none of these drinks are without side-effects, but that's the price you pay for trying out one of many of my insane drinks.
Here's some ginger ale for you, Loop. And etg, Deemoon Juice is the only thing that remotely matches what you're looking for. It tastes like ghost pepper whiskey...
Alright, two Devil's Kiss coming right up! Also, I prefer not to say what those side effects are and how long they'll last for. That's part of the surprise.