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@SirLegendary what do you need the orange juice for?

And that's if he gets sober, Doom...

He will. He has to. Or we can just leave him here until he breaks everything and gets trapped himself (or until I secretly come back to save him, as the agent of chaos I am )

Bartender, the hardest drink you have please. Make it a quadruple. I need it. Orange juice too.

@SirLegendary

Here's what I call the "Taste of Heaven." 6 ounces of pure absinthe, 6 oz of Don Julio, 4 oz of Jack Daniel's, and half of a bottle of Port wine, all mixed in a golden mug. Four of these, right? Also, one orange juice.

*Smite Walks in* Yo, Smite! been a while! by the way, here is that hard drive you asked for. (Smite): The AE2 Spatial one? The one with the thing? (Me): yep. oh, an here is the sword i borrowed. (Smite): good. and is that a... raging... orc? (me): yep. wanna help us? (Smite): sure.

*POKEMON BATTLE THEME FOR MRDAYCEE*

Trainer SMITE challenges you!

Any Celebrities in here today?

Satan was here two days ago. He finished his double hit of marmalade when the 667th post was made.

Can anyone pass me some chips?

*puts hammer down* Heh... that was really fun!

*rubs sore temple* Nice fight @HahiHa! We should do this more often!

And thanx for the hug @Gogotank!

Now, let's get this place back together again... *snaps fingers - auto-fix spell doubles its speed*

Bartender! Can I get two large pints of mead over here please?

*toasts with HahiHa while eyeballing @etg2002 and @Gogotank with a growl*

@MrDayCee After sobering up, you're going to drink again? -.-

We finally have a celebrity in here.

Alright! Two large pints of *cough*paralysing*cough* meads coming right up!

*delivers them to DayCee*

Psst, Dark. I think we'll need this later, just to be safe.

*unstraps dart rifle from shoulder*

@SirLegendary Sure! Why not?! Nothing beats a hangover than having another pint!

*downs pint in one go*

Aaaahhhh... That wuzz... ...ghoodh-zzzz...

*faceplants table*

Yay! You're nice and helpful again! FREE HUGS FOR EVERYONE!

*cures all bruises*
*sees Thrall toppling over*

Huh, what's that? Ah right, never trust a demon bartender...

*casts a neutralizing spell on mead*

Down with it! *gulp* Aaaaaah, most famous. Cheers @MrDayCee, 'til our next brawl... once you're awake

Well, the place has almost been burned down AND almost crushed... Both of the times, MrDayCee saved it with a snap of his fingers.

Which reminds me, now that he is asleep, I must find his ModMobile. He siphoned gas from many innocent people's cars and it must be returned to me--*ahem* to the rightful owners.