You're banned because I think that sounds like an awesome idea. Just watch us crash the site by overloading this one thread. Or something like that. I don't know anything about programming.
You're banned for trying to steal my idea. I'll post before you! Wait... the 11th's Friday. I've got school, so the only way is if I use my phone, which lags. Oh well, I'll try anyway.
You're banned because you were riding a herd of wild buffalo down the streets of new jersey while eating to many peanut butter sandwiches with your friends who were drinking banana smoothies and your dad was mowing the lawn with his orange shirt while also drinking a banana smoothie and putting on deodorant.