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You're banned because I love Aggs.

You're banned for making robot love,

You're banned because that's not all I made. :P

You're banned because:
The curtains turned into pizza
The schoolchildren are confused and horrified because of you
You made disco hip again
Charlie Sheen is now running for president
Lizard eyes are now considered a cure all
The sky is green
Gender identity is no longer a subject of debate

all because you made robot love!

You're banned because you forgot about the part where pig marriage is legal.

You're banned because your brain is so tainted from all of your poisoned cookies and because you won't try one of my smackaroons.

You're banned for thinking that I would actually eat my own cookies.

You're banned for talking the talk and not walking the walk, and for having little balls that have been mutated by their exposure poisoned cookies you keep in your underpants.

You're banned because I actually preserve the cookies in Gamer's underpants.

You're banned because you even do that... besides nobody ever wants those cookies.

You're banned because if they don't want the cookies then I make them want it.

You're banned because when you store them there, them cookies sometimes get packed up the wrong end of the line. And that's harassment and cookie rape, so you're banned.

You're banned because I'm technically not the one who *****(censoring because I got in trouble with the mods for saying that word before) the cookies. Plus there are no lines inside Gamer's underpants besides where his mother split him.

You're banned for not knowing that the wrong end of the line means the intestinal tract, and for thinking that I would ever ***** poisoned cookies.

You're also banned for peddling poisoned cookies that smell like butt cheese.

[I've trapped you just where I want you to be]
(Pats self on the back)

You're banned because I knew what you meant by the intestinal tract which is why I mentioned Gamer's butt.

You're also banned for smelling the poison cookies.