You're banned for not being clear. You're banned because you smell the cookies since you are the one that pushes them on every newcomer. I would not smell them when you push them at me. You are like "here take my cookie" as you smell it and hold it provocatively. You then take a small bite and say "Mmmm, tastes like --chicken (it really tastes like a------)" You then get Ebola and Cholera from the germs and viruses on what you ate and sniffed. So you're banned.
You're banned because my post was actually quite clear. Also as I said before I don't eat or smell them. You're also banned because you supposedly described their smell even though you just said you would not.