You're banned for feeding the maggot infested rubbish bins known as the common populace who roam this site reading post without contributing with wonderfully entertaining comments and sayings.
You're banned because you didn't take the time to read through the previously written post that was very long and would have taken you about 15 seconds to read through slowly. If read quickly, it would have taken you about 3 seconds, as it is really not that long. Come to think of it, this post is actually longer and probably should put me in jail I guess...