Welcome to You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself, a bad translation game. I will occasionally update the title of this thread with newer translations.
HOW TO PLAY 1. Copy the above user's sentence and paste it into a translator. 2. Translate it into a Non-English language. 3. Copy and paste the translated sentence into the translator and translate it back into English. 4. Tell us what language you translated to and post the result in this thread.
RULES 1. It is okay if the message doesn't change. 2. Use any language or translator, but not the same language as the user above you. 3. Do not post any translation that would break site rules.
EXAMPLE Gantic: You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself. Player 1: English --> Urdu ---> English
"If you do not want to read this thread, but you can not help yourself." Player 2: To Thai and back
"If you do not want to read this. But you can not help yourself."
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You don't want to read this thread, but you can't help yourself.
New sentence? Okay. New sentence. (Okay. More like grabbing a a paragraph from a book)
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
The space is great. You can not believe how huge, hugely bogglingly tall it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the pharmacy, but that's just peanuts to space.
The space is large. I can not believe how huge is extremely bogglingly long. I mean, you have a long way to go to the pharmacy down the street sounds, but that's just peanuts to space
Great atmosphere. I can not believe how long bogglingly big it is. I mean, you have a long way to go to the drugstore down the street sounds, but that's just peanuts to space
Great atmosphere. Bogglingly How long will they not believe in me, it is great. Long way to go the way of the sound in this way, I tell you, he went down to the space of peanuts Pharmacy
